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↳ ❝ dating ranboo ❞

Prompt: ❝ dating ranboo would include ❞
Request? nada

A/n: this is the last one about one of the minors, and i will just fucking leave if i see any sort of sexualising comments about ranboo-

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➥ he constantly talks about how small you are (if you aren't smaller than this man what are you/j)

➥  him just like, picking you up. whenever he feels like it

➥ all the fucking hugs you could ever want-

➥  playful fights with tubbo over ranboo

➥ you two have a minecraft world that he sometimes plays on while streaming
     ↳ he comically zooms into your skin and compliments you, then acts like you didn't say it because he said it quietly while unmuted

➥ when you guys aren't in an actual vc, he just gives you things, like aliums and more
     ↳ he even has little c!ranboo moments when he gets something, and he gives it to you like 5 separate times in the span of 10 minutes

➥ falling asleep on top of him
     ↳ the size comparison is literally like a fucking husky on the average man; it's some of the cutest shit ever-

➥ him being too scared to wake you up in the morning, even when you have something planned; not because he's scared of you (though maybe he should be/hj) but he feels bad because you don't get enough sleep as it is (don't act like you do homie-)

➥ each of your houses being like a second home for eachother because you both go to the others house so much
     ↳ his parents are also like your second parents, and vice versa :)

➥ tiredboo kisses :)

➥ whenever one of you sleeps over at the others place, sometime in the middle of the night you both end up cuddling
     ↳extra: he normally wakes up first, then spends like an hour trying to decide if he should wake up up, get up and get ready for the day, or just stay there

 ➥ (more of just a cute headcanon but) he technically has a bunch of videos that he would be able to do double-daily videos, but in each recording he either goes off topic and talks about how much he loves you , or he talks to you for a while, so even if he were to cut all of it out, the video would last only like 3 minutes because it would be so much content cut out, and even then, none of it would make sense because of how it would be cut, so he just goes back to the drawing board for video ideas

 ➥   him just placing you on his lap because he wants to be closer to you

 ➥ blanky mode cuddles at like midnight while you guys watch movies

➥ you just like, messing with him while he streams (like kristin does with phil), doing things like tossing the ranboo plushies at him, or firing a nerf gun at him, or just trying to hold his hand
     ↳ you just tend to sit next to him sometimes, and you just play with his hand, thus making it 10x harder for him to play the game, but he doesn't dare to ask you to let go of it

➥ while just relaxing, he tends to play with your hair, because it not only calms you down, but also him 

➥ he sometimes goes out to hang out with people, like his streamer friends and his mods, and when he gets back he finds you chilling on the couch, petting his dogs, while watching a horror movie 

➥ he tends to call you 'boo' specifically on stream because he knows chat will freak out (my mans knows how to farm awwe's/hj)

➥ while at your house, he tries to act as gentle-manly as he can to impress them, and make sure that they like him
     ↳ then while at his house, you act so chill and relaxed because you know his parents are a lot more easy going

➥  you try and wear his rings, but then you realise that they are just a bit too big for you
     ↳ you still try and wear them, and just try and make sure they don't fall
          ↳ you tend to do it the most when he has his facecam on for his streams, and you get in frame to wave at chat
               ↳ he notices that you are wearing his rings about halfway through the stream, even after chat was spamming about it