dream smp x reader : oneshots

↳ ❝ slimecicle catch up❞

Prompt: ❝ preference catch up: slimecicle/charlie❞
Request? nah

CW!: the bottom preference contains drug usage; if this makes you uncomfortable, feel free to skip

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❝ dating charlie would include ❞

➥ puns

➥ the funniest fucking pick up lines he can muster

➥ he just fucking pulls them out of his ass like-

➥ it's astounding how he comes up with them so easily

➥ he just calls you when he's out of state, like every couple hours

➥ he also just calls you when one of you is out of state, just to ask you what you think of a joke and his delivery

➥ it's honestly really fucking sweet

➥ he just really wants to see what you think of them

➥ it means a lot if you like them just because you mean a lot to him

➥ i mean, if you like them, they gotta be pretty good, right?

➥ whenever he records or streams, you just fuck around behind him

➥ like just sitting in frame, fucking around with the shit on his shelf

➥ his fans lowkey love you sm

➥ they joke about stealing you from him

➥ they really want you to be in more content, not just in the background

➥ though you just chillin in the back

➥ like you don't really want to be the main attraction when it comes to content

➥ you just like to fuck around behind him, just being cute

➥ sometimes making faces n shit

➥ there are clips galore

❝ night in/out ❞

➥ night in

➥ just fucking around

➥ like you two try and make dinner together

➥ its really funny honestly

➥ like you two manage to fuck it up, but like in a better way??

➥ like you mess up onion powder, garlic powder, and seasoning salt, and it tastes better than the original-

➥ i don 't know how you two managed to do it-

➥ but you did

❝ how you spend halloween ❞

➥ you two still manage t6 trick or treat

➥ like y'all go to a house, leave, change costume, and go back

➥ it only works like twice

➥ though you two still tries

➥ y'all go back to y'alls house after

➥ just fucking around with little costumes

➥ for both you two, and mochi and fern (his guinea pigs:))

➥ sweet guinea pig costumes :))

❝ couples costumes? ❞

➥ you knew what you had to do...

➥ you two originally wanted to do like a gag-costume, but you ended up putting way too much effort into it

➥ amon g us

(you can literally see my shitty editing on the side LMAO)

❝ making you blush ❞

➥ just overall when he says the stupidest pickup lines ever

➥ they are literally so shit

➥like he does them just cuz he likes making puns

➥ they fuck you up so much dude-

➥ they are so fucking cheesy, but it somehow still works; neither of you know how or why-

➥ 'Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!'

➥ 'Kiss me if I'm wrong, but ... '

➥'You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent'

❝ if you were a stoner ❞

➥ just don't do it in the house, and he doesn't give a fuck

➥ he prolly makes a lot of weed puns

➥ it's surreal

➥ he probably gets high with you, just not in the house

➥ or more specifically, only outside, or in the basement

➥ cuz he doesn't want the house smelling of weed for a week

➥ literally, he doesn't really care, the smell can just be really pungent sometimes

➥ that's literally the only reason