dream smp x reader : oneshots

↳ ❝ boomerna catch up❞

Prompt: ❝ preference catch up: boomerna ❞
Request? n o

CW!: the bottom preference contains drug usage; if this makes you uncomfortable, feel free to skip

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❝ dating boomer would include ❞

➥ you just own a pair of earplugs for when he streams/hj

➥ he calls you mommy

➥ a lot

➥ he just makes a lot of sexual jokes

➥ between how he calls you mommy, and how he wants your 'milkers'

➥ it's a lot

➥ he brings you on stream a lot

➥ like whenever he can't think of a sub goal, he tends to just set it to say something to y6u

➥ like he'll just call you into is room, then call you mommy or smth, then apologize for like a minute straight because he feels bad

➥ it can be overwhelming sometimes, but it's honestly really funny so it's okay

➥ (if you a streamer/youtuber/tiktoker) he fucking replies with the fucking 'mommy? sorry, mommy? sorry, mommy?' shit everytime

➥ literally, any joke that has to do with calling you mommy, he does

➥ like he doesn't care anymore

➥ there's prolly compilations out there of every moment he called you mommy

➥ there's at least one clip of it in every boomer clip vid

➥ people lowkey debate if you two are actually dating since you two sometimes just call each other 'dude' or 'bro'

➥ whenever he doesn't use facecam (or he isn't live but still gaming) you tend to just sit on his lap, and he just plays around you

➥ he just plays like you aren't there

➥ otherwise you either sit in the living room, or somewhere behind him (like his bed)

➥ sometimes you sit next to him, but not always

❝ night in/out ❞

➥ night in 100%

➥ like fuck an actual date

➥ watching my little pony while eating take out while cuddles on the couch is where it's at

➥ not to mention getting way too into it

➥ like you two yell at the tv for like 6 hours straight

➥ then you both lose your voice

➥ and boomer has to explain to his chat that he was screaming all night so his voice is dead

➥ ... the dirty jokes just set themselves up

❝ how you spend halloween ❞

➥ horror movie watchathon with twitch chat

➥ whoever screams the most has to gift 20 subs

➥ you both forget and just end up watching movies for a good 6 hours

➥ it's honestly a vibe

➥ y'all also go back and forth handing candy out to kids

➥ you end up doing it most of the time, since you are closer to the door

➥ you then rant on about the cute costumes of the 3-4 year olds who go there

➥ baby fever intensifies

❝ couples costumes? ❞

➥ y'all really bought it at a target last minute

➥ like it just didn't cross your minds

➥ ribbit :)

❝ making you blush ❞

➥ he just gives off a list of like 50 different pet names

➥ both weird and normal

➥ and he just goes until you blush

➥ it isn't even like a 'blush' blush

➥ more of a 'flustered/nervous' kinda blush

➥ it sometimes goes on for 10 minutes, sometimes 10 seconds

➥ you never really know; it's just a little bit of a surprise

➥ the only thing that isn't a surprise is that he always a really funny one, then immediately hits you with one that always makes you blush

❝ if you were a stoner ❞

➥ accidentally gets high a lot

➥ more than he wants to

➥ he prolly streams high, even a little, just because it's funny

➥ he drinks from the bong thinking it's just water

➥then leaves it behind him, just on a little table or smth

➥ no one points it out, except his friends

➥ like if sneeg or punz joins vc? hell nahhhh

➥ mans ain't gettin past this one