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↳ ❝ dating techno ❞

Prompt: ❝ dating techno would include ❞
Request? what do you think ;-;

(A/n this is one organized by what version of techno this is about :))
(#technosupport)

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(c!techno) 

➥ you constantly steal his crown and cape 
     ↳ he notices they aren't where he left them and searches his house before realizing that you're wearing them, just chilling

➥ techno tends to just lose you like he can't find you, and he looks everywhere and he ends up just finding you chilling with Steve, just playing with the polar bear
     ↳ extra: one time, he came back from a trip to the nether and couldn't find you, and when he finally did at around 9 pm, you were just curled up sleeping, and he just had to pick you up and bring you in and lied you in the bed, and just cuddled you before falling asleep :)

➥ sometimes he has you braid his hair because he knows that it will be neater if you do it
     ↳ you occasionally braid little flowers and such into his hair without him knowing and he only realizes once Phil points it out

➥ when the voices get too bad you are the one person who knows how to handle it more than Phil; after trial and error, you have found a way to calm the voices back down to just 'E' by just gently humming a certain song while playing with his hair
     ↳ he can fight back against the voices to not hurt you because you are the one thing he cares about more than anything, that he would risk hurting himself fr your safety, even though you have told him that you just want him to be safe

➥ he has spent hours training you to make sure that when he leaves that you can protect yourself against anyone that might pose a threat

➥ Ranboo sometimes joins Phil in teasing you, but Techno just gives him that look and he just immediately stops 

(both c!techno and cc!techno)

➥ he genuinely doesn't know how to say no to you
     ↳ like he has had you paint his nails, wear rings, wear certain clothes, wear makeup, literally anything, he physically can't say no to you 

➥ something you both do is hugging the other from behind
     ↳ like whenever he feels jealous, or if he feels he needs to protect you, he just hugs you from behind, and when you notice he's stressed, or angry, or just overall not doing well you give him a hug from behind, and it just calms his nerves

➥ he awkwardly tries to flirt with you but fails... so terribly...
     ↳ you can tell he's trying, and that makes it 10x funnier when he fails
          ↳ he sometimes succeeds with flirting with you, but it's like a 10% chance he is able to actually say it, and for it to have an effect on you

➥ techno easily gives some of the warmest hugs ever, but because he doesn't give them that much, they are literally a delicacy in itself

➥ he just picks you up sometimes, whether he picks you up like a cat, bridal style, or just over his shoulder, he does it a lot more than he'd like to admit

➥ you both just whisper shit into each other's ears all the fucking time
     ↳ whether you're trying to make the other flustered, or just get them to laugh, you both do it so fucking much, it's insane

➥ Phil tends to just tease Techno about you all the time, like it's the one thing he has on him

(cc!techno)

➥ you guys sometimes just sit on the couch and cuddle, like, without saying anything
     ↳ neither of you really say anything because most of the time, he initiates it, by just cuddling you, and you suck that shit up because he isn't all that affectionate all the time, but when he is it's some of the best shit ever

➥ since techno is too awkward to express his love for you, the only time you actually get to hear him say it is when he's really tired like it's some sort of drunk confession

➥ you tend to just sit in his room when he streams or is on another stream, so his chat just hears you speak quietly 

➥ you just bring him food, because he just forgets to eat sometimes, whether he's live or not, he just forgets to eat sometimes, and you just order him some food
     ↳ deadass, this man would probably die of fucking starvation if it wasn't for you

➥ as soon as he goes offline, he just shows 10x more emotion, like he doesn't feel he needs to try and not be embarrassed or flustered or anything because of clip channels
     ↳ as soon as whoever ends stream, he ends up just letting out all his emotions in the span of like 10 seconds, and that is the most you ever get outta him

➥ you sometimes just get in a call with Phil, Kristen, then the two of you, and just chat
     ↳ you sometimes even just get in a call with Kristen while Techno's in a call with Phil, and you and Kristen just talk and laugh about your awkward partners, and Phil just teases Techno c he doesn't know how to 'do a relationship' even tho he's bee ding it for (x) amount of years

➥ all of SBI teases the shit outta Techno cuz he's so awkward around you, even though you have been together for a few years