dream smp x reader : oneshots

↳ ❝ dating punz ❞

Prompt: ❝ dating punz would incude ❞
Request? fuck no

(a/n: i don't write punz that well, but i figured i would go ahead and do this anyway for my fellow punz simps)

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➥ he mostly calls you babe, or baby, but sometimes he calls you baby girl, and names like that

➥ he invites you to play valorant a lot with him

➥ he invites you to pummel party whenever he plays with boomer, or sneeg, or gumi, or ant, or foolish, or red, or sam, or bad or really any of them

➥ when you don't wanna play with him and his friends he just has you sit on his lap

➥ whenever he does hand cam, you sometimes just put your hand in frame, and occasionally hold his hand, and he just has told hold it back, cuz what is he gonna do at that point

➥ his chat absolutely loves you; they will literally ask for you whenever he's doing something
↳ it internally pisses him off sometimes, but he can't help but feel even a little bit of happiness cuz they don't hate you

➥ boomer constantly flirts with you, purely cuz he wants to see punz get protective of you

➥ you both just share white claws, and go through them like any american white mum does, it's insane

➥ you tend to take away his alcohol when he drinks on stream, only to drink it yourself
↳ your entire argument is that 'you aren't the streamer'

➥ boomer literally just calls you and punz 'mommy and daddy' like it's no ones business
↳ punz occasionally makes jokes about how you are the only one who can call him daddy and shit like that

➥ chat clips almost anything he says when flirting with you, or when you flirt with him
↳ like there are literal compilations that are about an hour-long of you two flirting with one another

➥ you steal his phone a lot, whether you gonna tweet, add to his insta story, message his friends, film a tiktok, literally anything

➥ whenever someone says anything bad or flirty about you, he gets really fuckin protective
↳ like so protective that you literally have to call him by his real name (luke) and literally give him a kiss to calm him down
↳ its really a win win situation tbf

➥ you two literally either give each other a peck on the lips, or fully makeout, like there is no in-between with you two

➥ he just plays with your thighs and ass a lot
↳ like not in a sexual way, though sometimes it might be, he just really likes your thighs and ass among other things

➥ (kinda nsfw!) he makes a lot of comments and jokes about how he wants you to wrap your thighs around his head, and about how your thighs are like earmuffs, and just a bunch of overall jokes about how he eats you out

➥ he holds onto your hips a lot, just like when you two hug, or if you two have a cute moment

➥ (kinda nsfw!) he likes to move your hips back and forth, mimicking how he does when he makes you ride him

➥ you steal his rings a lot, and just chill with rings that don't really ft your fingers on

➥ he likes when you paint his nails
↳ like he could very easily do it on his own, but he really likes having you hold his hand
↳ "you look hot when you're focused"

➥ he calls you hot and sexy a lot, and overall compliments like that
↳(a/n: as I'm editing this, I'm realising that this one has 21 instead of 20 things, but i don't care enough to delete one lol)
↳ (we love how recently i just forgot how to count)