dream smp x reader : oneshots

↳ ❝ phil as dad ❞

Prompt: ❝ having phil as your dad would include ❞
Request? no

(a/n: a little different from the dating preferences, but i figured i would write it anyway)
(the basic premise is that in this one him and mumza adopted you at like 14-15, so you are like 15-16)
(this one only has 15, not 20, but i tried-)

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➥ you tend to just walk into his office and stand there

➥ chat makes a lot of memes of you whenever you do random shit

➥ chat literally loves you... so much... it's unreal
↳ like one second they are talking about the game, or doing whatever, but the second you come into frame, phil or one of his mods literally has to set chat to emote only or sub only for a few minutes; it's almost a cult dude-

➥ he tries to get you to stream, though most of the time you just do it from his account

➥ you constantly fight with tommy
↳like it's a sibling fight, but it still happens

➥ phil sometimes has will watch you for a bit while he's gone if he's gonna be gone for a while
↳ not that he doesn't trust you, he just wants you to be with someone for ptsd purposes

➥ you and will get into a lot of mischief together; it's a wonder phil still lets you two hang out still

➥ you don't really call them 'dad' and 'mum/mom' all that much, normally you just stick with 'dadza/mumza' but when you call them dad/mum they smile so fuckin wide-

➥ whenever phil streams, you and mumza normally just chill in the living room and have a small girls time, just chilling

➥ phil and kristin both let you use their faces to play around makeup wise
↳ like kristin lets you use her makeup on either her or phil, and you just do their makeup

➥ phil ends up changing subgoals a couple times per stream, purely because chat wants you more involved in the subgoal; like if he hits it he will do something and have you come in, or you do something etc

➥ kristin spoils you, while phil tries to be a little more strict with the rules, though they aren't bad rules persay

➥ hanging out with mumza and hanging out with dadza i two totally different things
↳ like hanging out with mumza might be a girls day, or going to the mall for a few hours, and hanging out with phil is mostly tom simons vlog shit, or chilling on stream with him

➥ (when he adopted you because we all love a backstory) he took a video of your reaction to it being official
↳ not really to post or anything, though he did after you sad it was okay, but because it's just overall sweet to him; seeing how happy you were

➥ originally, they weren't gonna adopt you, but since you were the oldest at the orphanage, you were the one who had to go out and do stuff, like buy groceries, and mumza ran into you while you were getting more food for the other kids, and you two just talked for hours
↳ you ended up explaining that you were an orphan, and that's why you were 14-15 and at a fucking tescos with that much food, so she made a promise to adopt you
↳ so when she went home she begged phil to adopt you, and he gave in after meeting you as well
↳they both just invited you to their place to just relax for a bit every few days, phil invited you to whenever he did a meetup with tommy or will (with their permission ofc) and you just felt like family to them