dream smp x reader : oneshots

↳ ❝ your parents first impression ❞

Prompt: ❝ your parents first impression of them ❞
Request? nah

(this is a thing of imagine the parents didn't know them prior to you dating nor on the twitch platform)
(also i wrote this based off of how my parents/family would react, so this isn't gonna be exactly how your parents would react)

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Tommy:

➥ your parents weren't very fond of him at first

➥ he tried to break the ice with bits but his humour is so different from your parents

➥ it took months of spending time with him for your parents to learn to like him
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Tubbo:

➥ honestly your parents were fine with him

➥ he seemed nice

➥ so they liked him

➥ easy as that
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Ranboo:

➥ your parents LOVED him

➥ this man was so nice to them just to make sure it was a good impression

➥ he just wanted to make sure they liked him no matter what

➥ and they did, so; ranboo: 1 parents: 0
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Dream:

➥ your parents liked the fact that he was protective of you

➥ but once they found out about him having so many subs they were worried he would dump you when he decided he didn't need you to be happy

➥ jokes on them, your stuck with him

➥ and he's not afraid to give up everything for you <3
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Sapnap:

➥ your parents liked him

➥ though he wasn't afraid to curse because it's so natural to him

➥ but he was sweet and your parents thought he was good enough for you

➥ when he stops swearing and stops making sexual remarks quietly (but not quiet enough lmao) he'll be a 10/10
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George:

➥ your parents were a little iffy

➥ just because he didn't seem forward in anyway

➥ due to him not being a super affectionate man, your parents were worried

➥ but you didn't give a shit
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Techno:

➥ your parents thought he was very respectful

➥ and for that he was a 9/10

➥ he just was nervous because, i mean

➥ it's your parents

➥ so it's kinda big deal that they liked him
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Quackity:

➥ he actively was really sweet to your mum (a little more than your dad)

➥ whether it was to say that he flirted with your mum or just to be nice is up to interpretation

➥ he wanted to say so many jokes

➥ you actively glared him down 'like don't you fucking say it' whenever your parents backs were turned
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Eret:

➥ your parents were a little eh

➥ because they wore an outfit that SLAYED

➥ but your parents are stuck in 1970 when it comes to fashion stereotypes

➥ but it doesn't really matter

➥ you both looked amazing and they liked the way that eret wasn't afraid to be affectionate in front of them (but not too much that it filled the evening)
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Karl:

➥ your parents just liked him

➥ nothing more nothing less

➥ just because he kept saying things quietly

➥ then you two would start laughing

➥ and they found that annoying/disrespectful

➥ but he seemed to love you so he was a solid 7-8/10 to them
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Niki:

➥ they fucking loved her

➥ she was so sweet, and since they support you as a women enjoyer, niki was everything they could have hoped for

➥ they were so happy she wasn't a goth girl or druggie, or something like that
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Will:

➥ he was so sweet in front of them

➥ he literally put on a whole different character for them

➥ just to make sure that they liked him

➥ and he 100% stopped it as soon as they would leave the room, and turn it back on when he heard them walk in

➥ just kinda screwing with you
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Fundy:

➥ your parents were just kinda fine with him

➥ nothing was wrong with him

➥ he seemed fine

➥ though (at least in front of your parents) he didn't have any huge plusses that were really 'outstanding'

➥ your mum did like that that he played piano and your dad liked that he was into code
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Jack:

➥ your parents liked him

➥ it was kinda a vibe

➥ though he would text you cum jokes throughout when you introduced him to them so...

➥ what they don't know won't kill them i guess?
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Puffy:

➥ she just kinda vibed

➥ so they liked her

➥ she wasn't too externally nervous, nor too casual

➥ she was just that easy middle

➥ and they liked that
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Punz:

➥ your dad liked him more than your mum did

➥ they kinda vibed over sports for a bit

➥ it was literally them vibing whilst you and your mum talked about how you two were going, and jsut kinda asking questions that were far too personal for a parent to ask about her kids boyfriend
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Schlatt:

➥ they didn't really like him that much

➥ he didn't really use any filter

➥ so he was cursing, and talking about a lot of jokes

➥ your mum pulled you aside to ask if he was actually your boyfriend or if he was a gay man you were friends with who you payed to be your boyfriend for a night
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Slimecicle:

➥ your parents ADORED him

➥ between the puns and the fact he was respectable, he was just kinda what they wanted for you

➥ he is now an unofficial member of the family

➥ if you ain't gon marry him and make him their son in law, they willjust kinda adopt him in the most legit way without paper work (as much as they can to an adult) so i guess you two have to stay together

➥ (imagine how awkward it would be if your ex was adopted by your parents to be your adopted brother after you break up O_o)
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Boomer:

➥ he tried so hard to make a good impression

➥ and it kinda succeeded i guess

➥ it was a good enough impression

➥ so they were kinda like 'theres probably better people out there, but i guess he's fine?

➥ he held back so many jokes tho lmao

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