dream smp x reader : oneshots

↳ ❝ if you were a stoner ❞

Prompt: ❝ how they would act if you were a stoner/druggie ❞
Request? no

CW!: this preference contains drug usage; if this makes you uncomfortable, feel free to skip
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Tommy:

➥ wouldn't believe you at first

➥ like he would make jokes about it because he didn't think you were serious

➥ like he jokes about doing weed with you

➥ when he realises you literally have it, he is beyond shocked

➥ continues to joke about it to try and hide the surprise

➥ you put your shit away when you know he's going down to your place

➥ just cuz you don't want to expose him to that shit yet

➥ he tries to kiss you just to try and get even the slightest high
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Tubbo:

➥ doesn't care if you smoke, but doesn't really like it when you do it around him

➥ just because he doesn't really wanna get contact high

➥ he cares a little less if you both are outside, and you make an effort to exhale the smoke away from him

➥ he doesn't dare try and get high

➥ he once got contact high from you, and he's never been the same since then

➥ he sometimes talks to your plug and buys you some weed or a few carts, just to make you happy

➥ though since he doesn't know shit about drugs, he ends up buying like half of the wrong shit

➥ like it's not bad shit, just not what you normally get (since sativa highs are so different compared to indica, especially in carts)
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Ranboo:

➥ he doesn't care, just won't smoke himself 

➥ like he's fine with just getting contact high, just won't grab the blunt or pen and just take a hit

➥ tries to buy you the shit on amazon

➥ like he bought you a bong he found when he found out your other one cracked

➥ bought you a custom lighter for your birthday

➥ he's honestly really sweet

➥ sweeter than any boyfriend of a stoner should be

➥ since he can legally buy you nic, he tries to
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Dream:

➥ you see, this dumbass is so dumb when it comes to being a stoner, it is surreal

➥ like he thought your bong was a weird vase

➥ he didn't connect any dots until he saw you smoking

➥ after he realises, he doesn't care about you smoking, as long as you are generally respectful about it

➥ occasionally gets high with you, just cuz he forgets

➥ he does too much too fast and gets a really bad high

➥ the house just smells like pot, it's insane

➥ it takes like 2 weeks for the smell to leave
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Sapnap:

➥ he doesn't care

➥ he probably smoked in high school

➥ 100% gets high with you whenever you break it all out

➥ he doesn't ask you to bring it out, but definitely takes hits when you bring it out yourself

➥ you guys get so stoned together, it's insane

➥ he probably leaves the shit behind him when he streams

➥ chat calls him out

➥ stonernap trends; well fuck
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George:

➥ he doesn't really care as long as you don't get baked

➥ like he doesn't want you to go to far with it

➥ mans somehow only get's contact high when you use indica

➥ like for some reason he doesn't get contact high when you use hybrid or sativa

➥ it has to be pure indica

➥ he just gets a lot more tired than usual

➥ he's so oblivious when you get him high, like-

➥ he ends up just joining a vc, and realises like an hour too late
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Techno:

➥ he doesn't really mind, as long as you smoke outside or in the bathroom

➥ no where it could affect his siblings or dad

➥ just cuz he doesn't want them to be tainted by fucking marijuana or nicotine

➥ he doesn't really care if you two are in public

➥ like if it's just you two chilling at the park, he doesn't give a shit if you break out your pen or a cigarette 

➥ might even take a hit or two

➥ never get's himself high though

➥ maybe buzzed, never high
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Quackity:

➥ doesn't give a shit

➥ probably got offered some by some  fucking dudes in the cartel without realising it

➥ he has gotten to the point when he takes a few hits from your pen before he streams

➥ cuz that sativa just makes him a little more energetic

➥ probably takes a couple hits of indica before you two go to sleep

➥ cuz fuck melatonin when you got weed

➥ probably knows where to get the good shit in mexico

➥ only gets stoned and baked in LA, specifically a couple days before he has to go back to mexico
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Eret:

➥ doesn't care as long as you are being healthy with it

➥ like eret isn't afraid to take away the pen, or the bong, or whatever you use, just to make sure that you won't regret it later

➥ they 100% know when it's enough with you

➥ probably has an exact number 

➥ is only really okay with getting contact high himself, but doesn't give a shit if it's just a couple hits

➥ mans makes sure you don't do it too fast as well, cuz they don't want you getting that bad high

➥refuses to get high on his own

➥ needs you there with him
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Karl:

➥ is completely fine with it as long as it's just you two

➥ probably asks for a hit from your pen or the bong

➥ ends up leaving the bong in his background

➥ is way too aware for anyone using indica

➥ the sleepiness doesn't ever hit him until like 2-3 hours after, to the point where the high is over, and he gets hit with it after

➥ you sometimes offer him the bong as long as he isn't live at like 2am, just so he gets tired

➥ trying to fix this mans sleeping schedule, a quarter of a gram of weed at a time

➥ he once tried the bong with monster instead of water... 

➥ he was sick for a week
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Niki:

➥ just wants you to use it safely 

➥ like as soon as you get high, she doesn't want you to keep going

➥ ends up getting contact high due to her low tolerance whenever you break out a pen

➥ doesn't like when you bring out the bong around her

➥ just cuz she sees the difference between the bong and a cart

➥ like the overall levels

➥ probably has an extra pen and charger in the bedside table for you

➥ overall, really sweet about it
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Will:

➥ doesn't give a shit

➥ he originally thought being high and drunk were similar; boy, was he wrong

➥ he's kinda worried about you getting laced carts, so he prefers when you hit the bong

➥ you two probably do drunk streams on his channel, then turn around and do stoned streams on yours lmao

➥ probably writes a song while completely stoned, then finds it like a month later

➥ he wants to make an EP of just songs he's written while high

➥ just to show the difference

➥bomb ass EP, just for you to hear
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Fundy:

➥thought being drunk was the same as being high (just like will)

➥ you only let him hit the sativa

➥ one time you let him hit your indica, and he got so fucked
 
➥ the bong is his shit

➥ but he accidentally drinks the water when he goes to rip it

➥ he chokes on the water, thus letting out the smoke

➥ it fucks him up in so many ways

➥ but it's so much fun lmao
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Jack:

➥ doesn't care as  long as you both don't get baked

➥ cuz no one wants to deal with 2 baked 19 year olds

➥ he's really smart when it comes to it

➥ like he knows his limits

➥ as soon as he gets stoned he doesn't go any further unless you aren't gonna get baked

➥ he probably did research on how much certain carts should be, and how much for (x) grams etc

➥ you get high as a group; like not just you two, also scott, niki, callum/cpk, kit/wisp, etc 

➥ makes it painfully obvious you are his stoner gf
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Puffy:

➥ she doesn't really like getting high

➥ but as long as you don't get her high or zooted, she doesn't really care

➥ she lowkey finds the smell comforting...

➥ just a little...

➥ like is you two don't get the chance to hang out for a bit cuz one of you is going on a solo, mini trip, she just grabs one of your hoodies that still manages to smell like pot after dozens of times washing it

➥ she doesn't know why i's comforting, it just is

➥ maybe it just reminds her of you

➥ or maybe she just likes the minimalistic high it gives her when she inhales (though she would never admit to it)
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Punz:

➥ he doesn't give a shit

➥ he probably got high in high school

➥ mans probably said smth like 'it's not called 'high'school for nothing' 

➥ he lowkey likes smoking some nice indica with you, just because he likes the more mind high with you

➥ though you guys do get sativa and hybrid

➥ he definitely is a bong user

➥  stoned sex?

➥ like you two would just say 'fuck it' and just fuck while completely baked lmao

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Extra:

Dadza (+Mumza): (PLATONIC)

➥ nope

➥ nah

➥ your ass gon be beat/hj

➥ in all seriousness, phil would not be happy, though he wouldn't be pissed

➥ limits the amount you can smoke, just until you turn 18

➥ responsibility n shit

➥ phil would buy you really light shit, like 15 %

➥ mumza would end up sneaking you some nice shit, like 85% THC, and would just tell you not to tell phil