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↳ ❝ detention together ❞

Prompt: ❝ you two get detention together ❞
Request? nah

(a/n: 90% are true stories from kids at my school, mostly my friends, so thats why some of them are a little specific)

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Tommy:

➥ you guys would get detention for laughing at the wrong moment or just talking in class while a teacher gives instructions

➥ detention would literally just be you two trying to make eachother laugh, then have to be separated to other sides of the room but it doesn't fucking work because you two just keep texting eachother not-so-secretly
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Tubbo:

➥ you two would get in trouble because of you two just not doing homework

➥ detention would just be you two messaging on discord the entire time, and just switching tabs whenever the teacher looks up from their desk
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Ranboo:

➥ you two would get in trouble for playing minecraft or some other game instead of writing an english paper

➥ detention would literally be you two playing minecraft anyway, then helping eachother with your work after like 20 mins of caving, but trying to stay quiet so the teacher doesn't notice
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Dream:

➥ you two fucked in his car at your free period, but the school security cameras caught it in like 144p

➥ you two would have been in the principals office, but they had to leave so you were sitting in some random teachers room quietly, slightly embarrassed
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Sapnap:

➥ you were gonna have a 10 minute detention to finish up some work since you just fucked around in class, but he tried to be prince charming all like 'if they are getting locked up, send me in too' so you two had to have a 30 minute detention together

➥ it's just kinda the teacher who gave you two detention being like 'was it really worth it nick'
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George:

➥ you two slept in class... thats it...

➥ and guess what you two did in detention? slept... who woulda guessed
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Techno:

➥ some random white bitch got upset about some dark humour you two were saying at the back of the class during some 'partner discussion' thing, then reported you two to the teacher, but since her and the teacher had a 'thing' going on, you two got detention

➥ your detention was literally just you guys sitting quietly waiting for the bell while the teacher is just like 'don't you two have any work' and you two just shaking your head
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Quackity:

➥ you two talked just a little too much about drugs for the teachers liking

➥ detention was just you two sending eachother memes and laughing, without giving a shit about the teacher knowing, because the sub the detention was with was chill as hell
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Eret:

➥ you apparently broke dress code, then skipped the detention that day, so then eret decided to wear a similar thing to what you got dress coded for, and the school didn't like that so you both had a double decker detention

➥ it was just an hour of you two being quiet, and a teacher asking 'did you learn your lessen' every 10 minutes, no matter how obvious it was that neither of you gave a shit
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Karl:

➥ you two got in trouble for tricking a sub that the game you two were caught playing was educational and was helping with the assignment

➥ it was just you two playing the game in question while some 50 year old teacher was like 'i'm dissapointed in you two'
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Niki:

➥ you two got in trouble because you gave her a kiss and apparently women kissing other women is sexualising eachother and not allowed

➥ it was just you two refusing to do shit; like if some 40 year old man is going to sexualising two female teens for kissing, you two aren't going to make an effort to sympothise
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Will:

➥ you two just fucked around and played geoguessr instead of actually doing your work for a really important assignment

➥ detention was just a teacher monitoring what you two were working on and making sure you two completed enough for the class to progress
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Fundy:

➥ you two tried to code something to do your assignment for you... lemme say the teacher was not impressed

➥ detention was just you two actually doing the assignment
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Jack:

➥ you two just didn't take an assignment seriously and though the assignment was done, it had jokes and all sorts of little strange refferences in it so the teacher wanted you two to edit it down

➥ detention was just you two kinda editing while laughing to yourselves
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Puffy:

➥ you two playing games in class, and meanwhile you did the homework, the fact that you two were caught playing a game instead of dong the work, meant you got detention

➥ detention ended up being literally you two playing games until the teacher told you to you could leave since you had done the work
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Punz:

➥ you both made 1 too many sexual jokes quietly about eachother for a highschool teacher

➥ detention would be you two fucking around either on valorant, csgo, league, anything really. then the teacher would have to have you two hand write the paper because you two are stalling on shooty games, and even then the teacher would have to separate you two to different sides of the room to stop the comments
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Schlatt:

➥ both of you talked about sucking dick too much, which teachers thought was strange that both of you were talking about it, but whatever

➥ detention was literally just you two sitting in a room on your phones; like no teacher, just a teacher across the hall making sure you didnt leave
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Slimecicle:

➥ you both went back and forth making puns quietly during a lecture, and then when the teacher called you two out you said another pun and got detention

➥ detention was just you two trying to find discrete ways to make puns with eachother, like you two tried whispering, passing notes, hell even morse code, though really scuffed... none of them worked
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Boomer:

➥ he screamed a little too loud at a spider on the wall, and you apparently encouraged him by laughing

➥ detention was just you two kinda sitting doing work, while you showed him the video someone else took of him screaming and hopping on chairs (honestly this is just a funny image to me LMAO)