The idiots lantern part one

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(A/N- I'm back guys. Mentally I'm much better so should be back posting now. At the minute I'm not very well because managed to catch covid despite being extremely careful, so feeling a little worse for wear and thought why not update this story to try and make me feel better.)

A pair of pink high heels and layers of tulle step out of the Tardis. Rose is in full 50's mod chick gear. Her blonde hair is pinned up in a chic hairstyle. She looks around and addresses both Timelords, still in the Tardis. "I thought we'd be going for the Vegas era, you know the white flares and the, grr, chest hair."
The Doctor pops his head around the door of the magnificent time machine, his hair in a Teddy boy quiff, "You are kidding, aren't you? You want to see Elvis, you go for the late fifties. The time before burgers. When they called him the Pelvis and he still had a waist..." he says but before he can continue his daughter pops her head out of the police box, she still has her usual style clothes on, much like her father, but her hair is pinned back similar to Roses despite how much shorter it is and is accessorised with a black and white bandana instead of a pink headband like Roses. "What's more, you see him in style." The redhead says with a slight roll of her eyes and a chuckle.

The both pop back in and ride out on scooters and wearing crash helmets, his white and hers black. The Doctors scooter was a Tardis blue one of course and Kyraiahs a deep purple.

"You going my way, doll?" The Doctor asks Rose in an Elvis-esque American accent.

"Is there any other way to go, daddy-o? Straight from the fridge, man." Rose replies to him with a similar but feminine accent and lets out a little giggle.
Grinning widely, he replies, in his normal accent "Hey, you speak the lingo."
"Oh well, me, mum, Cliff Richard movies every Bank Holiday Monday." Is the blonde's reply whilst also grinning widely with her tongue between her teeth.
She looks between both Timelords for a second, hesitating and trying to figure out which scooter to get on, before climbing onto the Doctors. Ky smiles at this, knowing already that that would be the one Rose picked. They might be best friends and almost like sisters by this point but even a blind man could see how in love with the Doctor, Rose was. With a chuckle, which catches the other twos attention, the redhead chucks a pink helmet at her best friend to wear.

After rose has put it on the Doctor starts to chuckle too. "Ah, Cliff. I knew your mother'd be a Cliff fan." He tells the girl as they ride off down the street after the redhead who had gone seconds before them.

"Where we off to?" The blonde asks the Timelord.
"Ed Sullivan TV Studios. Elvis did Hound Dog on one of the shows. There were loads of complaints. Bit of luck, we'll just catch it." He replies whilst letting to catch up with the redhead in front.
"And that'll be TV studios in, what, New York?" Rose asks sarcastically after noticing the streets.
"That's the one."
"Well done dad. You've done it again. This isn't New York." Ky telepathically tells her dad and laughs as a red London bus drives past the end of the street. The Doctor pulls up to where his daughter has stopped by a red post box and sees lots of Union Flag bunting strung between the houses. He pulls a face as he realises his daughter is right.
"Ha! Digging that New York vibe." The blonde laughs and guesses by the look on his face that Ky had said something to him in his head, probably about where they are and how he got it wrong once again.
"Well, this could still be New York. I mean, this looks very New York to me. Sort of Londony New York, mind." He says defending himself, loud enough for both to hear.
"Yeah, not likely dad. You just can't drive the Tardis right." Ky says laughing and Rose joins in, knowing it's the truth.
"What are all the flags for?" Rose asks them both.
"No idea Rosie, let's go find out shall we?" Ky says as she speeds off ahead yet again. The Doctor just shakes his head and laughs, realising that him giving her, her moped was a bad idea but fun nonetheless.

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