RWBY's Universal Trailer

TRAILER 66

Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard Trailer

"Wife? I don't have a wife...not anymore anyway." Qrow said, surprising most of them.

"You were married, uncle Qrow!?" Ruby exclaimed.

"Really? When?" Taiyang asked.

"Yes drunk, when?" Winter asked through gritted teeth and narrowed eyes.

"I think Vacuo or Vale, it's all hazy to me." Qrow said scratching his stubble.

"Did you go on another bender again?" Raven asked.

Qrow chuckled "Sorry Rave, I don't drink and tell."

"You totally went on another bender." Summer teased.

"So whatever happened to your wife?" Sienna asked.

"I have no idea, we got divorced the next morning. I can barely remember her." Qrow said with a shrug.

"You two didn't do...anything together did you?" Winter asked.

Qrow smirked at her "And why do you wanna know Ice Queen?"

"N-no reason in particular, just curious." Winter quickly said.

"Sure..." Qrow drawled out "I honestly don't remember any of my benders so I have no idea."

"Wow, someone actually married Qrow." Yang said.

"Crazy, right?" Ruby asked.

"That woman must've been insane." Weiss said.

"Can we continue now? I'm on a tight schedule." Bill said.

"What tight schedule?" Coco asked.

"I gotta get to the island of Nunya." Bill said.

"Nunya?" Pyrrha asked.

"Yeah, Nunya business." Bill stated, disheartening a few as God Raven, Roman and Mercury laughed.

Pyrrha frowned "Rude."

"I'm totally gonna use that." Mercury said.

"While on topic, the only one that reminds me of a bodyguard universe would be the one where in Mr. Arc had to protect Qrow." Ozpin said.

"That man needed no protection whatsoever." Jaune stated in annoyance.

Qrow smirked "Alright, now I'm excited to see this one."

Winter groaned "Oh no..."

"That crazy nutjob has a wife?" Cinder asked in disbelief.

"I resent that." Qrow commented.

"I know, it surprised me to." Nanny Glynda said.

"How crazy can that woman be?" Glynda asked.

"See for yourself." Bill stated, teleporting to his seat and starting the trailer.

The trailer began by showing a blue sports car speeding down a road as an announcer announced.

"He has had a tremendous year; Jaune Arc is the bodyguard of the year." The announcer stated as Jaune got out of the sports car and waved at his adoring fans that cheered him on.

"Well, well, well, seems like things are looking up for the kid." Roman said.

"I'm surprised he's not dead from protecting you." Summer said to Qrow.

"I'm surprised he hasn't gone insane." Qrow retorted with a smirk and Summer giggled much to Taiyang's confusion as he looked between them.

"I love seeing you succeed, that means there's potential." Saphron said to Jaune.