Bullet Train Trailer
"What in blazes did you just call me?" Jacques asked in confusion.
"A Diesel, sweetheart. He called you a Diesel." God Raven confirmed for him.
"Like a diesel tank or something?" Sun asked and Neptune shrugged.
"It's a reference to the next universe." Bill explained to them.
"A universe about Jacques Schnee being a diesel tank?" Sienna asked with a raised brow.
"Can we blow it up?" Adam asked.
"I second that preposition." Nicholas said with a raised hand.
"Why, I never!" Jacques said with folded arms.
"It's not about diesel tanks! You'd get it if you watched the story play out in its entirety." Bill explained.
"Which you won't show." Blake said.
"Yup." Bill said with a nod.
"Why exactly?" Ren asked.
"I would explain, but..." Bill paused as he teleported to his seat and started the trailer, "Ain't nobody got time for that!"
The trailer began with a scene of a bullet train speeding through the night and changed to show a bespectacled Qrow sitting down on a seat and across from him was Cardin who quirked an eyebrow at him.
"Alright, I'm invested." Qrow said as he sat up with a smirk.
"Already?" Raven asked in surprise.
"Of course. I mean, who gets to say that their alternate universe selves kicked the same kid's ass in two different universes?" Qrow asked as he pointed to himself, "This guy does."
"How do you know their even going to fight?" Vernal asked.
"His face is very punchable." Qrow said with a shrug.
"Hey!" Cardin said in offense, "Only my mom gets to say that about me."
"Your mom says your face is punchable?" Yang asked with a raised brow.
"She...she says a lot of things..." Cardin said with a sigh.
Winter let out a silent groan of disappointment to herself as she muttered, "Why does he look better in glasses?"
"Hi." Qrow stated, "There's a gun under-"
Qrow was about to say, but Cardin shushed him whilst the camera panned down to show Qrow pointing a gun at Cardin.
"Well damn." Yang said in surprise, "Not wasting any time."
"Ever take a bullet to the balls, kid?" Roman asked.
"Not really, you got experience, old man?" Cardin retorted.
"Old man!? I ain't old!" Roman shouted.
"Your wrinkles are showing, hon." Cinder told him and he covered his face with wide eyes.
"Yeah, the eyeliner wasn't helping, bud." Junior said with a shake of his head.
"Bro, this is the quiet car." Cardin informed as a sign that said 'QUIET CAR' was briefly shown, "Gotta use your small inside voice in here, son"
"There's a gun-" Qrow started to whisper, but then Cardin suddenly grabbed his arm and pulled him forward.
This caused Qrow's upper body to be dragged down and he slammed his face onto the table, sitting up with a disorientated look.
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RWBY's Universal Trailer
FanficThe RWBY cast are sent into another realm to watch trailers of them in different universe's. Can they enjoy their time or will their other selves be too much to handle?
