RWBY's Universal Trailer

TRAILER 56

Forrest Gump Trailer

They all entered the theater in each seat closest to their friends, allies or the people they could at least tolerate. Bill floated to the front and stared at them for a moment before letting out a hum.

"What?" Blake asked.

"Nothing," Bill said as he summoned his remote and spun it "You guys ready?"

"I honestly have no idea what this is about, your statement was very vague." Glynda said.

"It's very wholesome to say the least." Nanny Glynda said encouragingly.

"Well I'm gonna hate this." Cinder said with a frown.

"Hate the heartwarming tales Fall?" Roman asked.

Cinder smirked "Gotta have a heart in the first place Torchwick."

Roman smirked back at her "Touché."

"Alright, let's begin!" Bill announced as he teleported back to his seat and started the trailer.

"Hello. My name's Ozzy, Ozzy Ozpin." Ozzy said as he was shown sitting on a bench with two elderly people and he opened a white box to offer the chocolates inside "Would you like a chocolate?"

"Oh, thank you." The old woman replied as they both took some chocolate.

"Ozzy?" Ozpin asked with a raised eyebrow.

"So my nickname is actually your name in this universe?" Qrow asked in surprise "Weird."

"I would love a chocolate." Weiss said with a smile.

Neptune cleared his throat and Weiss saw him holding a peanut butter piwie bar "Chocolate?"

"I'm allergic to peanuts." Weiss responded as Neptune threw the bar away.

"Dibs!" Ruby exclaimed as she flew and caught the bar then flew back to her seat.

"You're gonna have to clean all those petals up y'know." God Raven said to Nanny Glynda who sighed in response.

"It's funny what a young man recollects," Ozzy narrated as he was shown as a child being read a story by Maria.

"So she must be my mother in this universe, strange." Ozpin stated.

"That's all you have to say?" Ironwood asked.

Ozpin shrugged "That's all that needs to be said."

"You're the same as everybody else, you are no different." Maria told him as they were shown in front of their house.

"Aww, that's sweet." Summer said with a happy smile.

"Your boy's different." Lionheart stated as he showed an IQ chart and indicated how low Ozzy was.

"Aww, that's sweet." Raven mocked as Summer gave her a shove to which Raven giggled at.

"Below a 75!?" Weiss asked in surprise "What is he an idiot?"

"WEISS!" Winter snapped with a fierce glare.

"What I was just...oh..." Weiss said as she finally realized then looked at Ozpin "I'm sorry professor."

Ozpin smiled "It's quite alright, not all universes will show us at our bests."

"What did she do wrong?" Ruby asked as she was confused until Blake whispered it to her "Oh...poor guy."

Hazel chuckled "So you're telling me that Ozpin is a retard?"

God Raven looked at him "Get out."