Good Things Come In Threes - Karlnapity

12 -Three Seconds

TW - BRANDON, swearing, fluff, fighting, mentions of rape

QUACKITY POV -

I woke up the next morning in between Karl and Sapnap. Sapnap was spooning me from behind and Karl was cuddled close to my chest. I smiled as the memory of the kisses last night resurfaced in my mind. I wished I could just lay there all day with the two.

But clearly Karl's alarm had different plans.

The iCarly theme song blasted out of his phone, waking my two sleeping boyfriends and annoying the absolute shit out of me. Sapnap groaned and sat up, rubbing his eyes.

"What the fuck is that?" He mumbled, trying to block his ears. I giggled softly and Karl reached over to turn his alarms off.

I was about to say something when a someone knocked on the door.

"Boys! Wake up! Breakfast will be ready in ten minutes, and you all better be able to walk or so help me god!" Karl's mom called through the door, making us flush deep red and Karl bury his face in his hands,
"MOM! Don't say that!" He yelled, making Sapnap and I laugh loudly.

We shared soft good morning kisses before we all climbed out of bed and began getting dressed, Sapnap and I wearing the same thing as yesterday. At some point last night, Karl had leant us both pyjamas. I hadn't really paid attention when I was putting on what I now discovered to be bright pink unicorn pyjamas.

"What the fuck are these?" I screeched. Karl and Sapnap both turned to me and burst out in hysterical laughter.
"I got them as a joke from my mom last Christmas," Karl explained in between fits of giggles. I frowned and changed back into my clothes, glaring at the pink pyjamas.

After we were all dressed, we made our way downstairs, holding hands and talking softly.

We walked into the kitchen where Karl's mom had laid out three plates of pancakes. We all thanked her and dug in, chatting happily.

Then it was time for school. We made the agreement to keep our relationship a secret when we were at school. We did however, figure out a way to hang out without being suspicious.

We entered the school gates and parted ways. I walked over to my usual group where I met with Wilbur. We sat and talked with everyone for a while and then the bell went.

Class went by painfully slow. Eventually the bell rang to signal the end and I practically sprinted to history, excited to see Sapnap and Karl. I got the room first and activated our plan, I walked over to the teacher.
"Hey, sir, I was thinking, it might be easier for class if you put everyone in a seating plan, sitting with their groups?" I asked, leaning on his desk. The teacher considered this for a moment before nodding his head in agreement.

The rest of the class entered the room and the teacher instructed us into the new seating plan. I ended up between Karl and Sapnap, holding their hands under the table. After class we headed to lunch were we formed a new group. Dream, George, Karl, Sapnap, Technoblade, Wilbur and I. Dream and George had been so excited for us when we told them about our relationship.

The seven of us gathered at a bench, laughing and eating.

It wasn't long before school was over and I was walking home, headphones in my ears, humming along to the music. I made it to my door quickly and entered the house in an extremely good mood.
"I'm home!" I called, stuffing my headphones in my pocket as I walked into the kitchen for food.

"Alex, could you please come in here?" My mom's voice called from the living room.

Oh shit.

I forgot about my parents wanting to have a serious conversation. I cautiously walked into the living room, my mind coming up with different things that they could have to say to me. Divorce? Affairs? Moving house? Me being pan? There were so many topics of conversation.

I did a double take when I walked into the room and saw three people sitting there. My mom, my dad and a boy that looked around my age. He had greasy brown hair that hung in like a bowl cut- curtain hybrid around his face and yellowy brown eyes that reminded me slightly of vomit. This guy looked sus as fuck.

"Alex, sit down honey," Mom said, gesturing to the empty armchair across from the armchair that the stranger was in. I sat down and turned to my parents who were sitting on the couch. "We've decided to house an exchange student! He's from England, isn't that cool! He'll be sleeping in the guest room, which is now his," Mom explained, gesturing to the boy every few seconds.

My distrust for the British kid grew the longer I was in the room with him.

"So, Alex, meet Brandon. Brandon, meet Alex," She introduced us and I felt anger pass through me. Brandon? Surely not the same Brandon that did those awful things to my Karl. There had to be more than one guy named Brandon who was British. Brandon leaned forward and we shook hands.

"So..." I began, not knowing what to say. I was in absolute shock. My parents had just taken in a random kid without telling me. They also had to take in the most suspicious looking person I'd ever seen, he looked like the kinda guy who would kill a family of baby ducks and then go on with his day casually.

I was saved the obligation of talking however when someone knocked on the door. I immediately jumped up and ran out of the room. I threw open the front door and saw my boyfriends standing there, smiling.
"Our school bags are still here from yesterday," Karl giggled as I gestured for them to come inside.

"They left their bags here, we'll be back!" I called to my parents as we ran up the stairs, my mood suddenly a lot better. We made it to my room, collapsed on my bed and I explained to them about the exchange student.

"And guess what?! His names-"

I was cut off by a soft knock on the door. I rolled my eyes and detached myself from the cuddle pile. I opened my bedroom door and came face to face with Brandon the bitch, that was the nickname Sapnap had given him when I'd explained how sus he was.
"Can I help you?" I asked as nicely as I could. Brandon gave me a sickly sweet smile,
"Your mom sent me up, she said I should meet your friends," He drawled in his gross voice. I sighed and let him into the room.

"Guys this is-" I started, gesturing to the Brit. Karl cut me off however, standing up, his face paling.

"Brandon?!"

Sapnap and I immediately shared a look of understanding and we both moved so we were standing in front of Karl protectively.

"Karl?! Baby I thought I'd never see you again, I thought I'd never get to finish what we started," Brandon took a step forward and Sapnap cracked his knuckled threateningly.

"Bitch, you have three seconds to get the fuck out of my house," I growled, balling my hands into fists. Brandon rolled his eyes.
"I live here now idiot," He sneered. He tried to push past us towards Karl who was sobbing with fear and that was close enough.

I swung my fist into his face, hopefully breaking his nose.
"That was for trying to rape my boyfriend," I yelled, watching happily as Brandon groaned in pain. Sapnap took the next hit, punching him in the stomach.
"And that is for trying to rape my boyfriend too," He shouted. We grinned at each other.

"What do you mean?! Who the fuck is your boyfriend?" Brandon spat at Sapnap who just rolled his eyes.

"It's called polyamory asshole. Now you have three fucking seconds to get out of my house before we fucking kill you,"

Brandon gave me a horrified look before turning on his heel and running, yelling that we were crazy.

Sapnap and I immediately pulled Karl into our arms, comforting him.

I knew that my parents were going to be beyond pissed at me but I didn't care.

All that mattered was Karl was safe.

Sapnap and I would stop at nothing to protect him.

Word count - 1411

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