Daisy: What's up with them?
Koopa Troopa: ...and you too, brother. Ha! Ha!
Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Peach: They seem really nice today.
Toad: It's scaring me!
Toadette: I don't ssseee why you would be ssscared. Shouldn't you be happy for them? Our chatsss can be more peaceful now.
Toad: Why do you keep annunciating your S's? Oh wait... Flashback Toad, do what you do best!
Flashback Toad: *blows a raspberry*
Everyone: *enters a flashback*
Yoshi: Another serving please.
Mario: We're not here to eat!
Toadette: *appears behind the group and hisses* DID YOU NOT THINK I WOULD EVENTUALLY FIND YOU? I AM INVINCCCCCIBLE! I KNOW ALL.
Daisy: *ties Toadette to a chair*
Toadette: WHAAAT? WHAT ISSS THISSS?!
Flashback Toad: *blows a raspberry*
Everyone: *exits flashback*
Koopa Troopa: Why don't I remember that?
Dry Bones: We were stuck in Daisy's house that time.
Koopa Troopa: Oh yeah! I miss that.
Dry Bones: Me too! We bonded a lot then.
Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Birdo: What kind of laugh is that?!
Toadette: A perfectly normal one, obviousssly.
Toad: We're totally missing the point! Toadette, you're not being snake-like again are you?
Toadette: Of courssse not! How can you accussse me of sssuch a thing?
Pauline: You need to fix that speech problem of yours, ahem-hem.
Toadette: I do NOT have a ssspeech problem!!!
Luigi: Okay... So, Toadette is talking in a weird way and Koopa and Bones are suddenly best friends. Are these two events related in any way?!
Koopa Troopa: Dunno, man.
Dry Bones: But, Koopa and I have been friends since the beginning of time!
Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Rosalina: Something fishy truly is occurring.
Yoshi: *eyes light up* You got fish?!
Rosalina: No.
Wario: Maybe it's a good thing that those two aren't fighting anymore.
Peach: It is not! They are not being their true selves.
Waluigi: At least that means Wario and I can be the most well-known bickering pair now!
Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: *telling each other jokes* Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Mario: And they're suddenly the most well-known pair of best friends.
Peach: I have an idea! But it will involve calling back several of the "supporting cast" members.
Tribal Yoshis: *appear*
Peach: Help us, o great warriors!
Tribal Yoshis: *dance in a circle* HOOZA HOOZA FOOKA FOOKA!
Tribal Yoshi Chief: Sori. Wee dunt comm up witha sulushun.
Tribal Yoshis: *disappear*
Peach: Who else can we think of?
Dry Bowser: *appears*
Peach: *in a Pink Gold Peach imitation* Oh, hoooOOOoOOoneyy!!! Puh-lease help us with this proooblemm!
Dry Bowser: Hmm... Well, I've never seen Dry Bones act that way... I'm starting to like it!
Peach: You are soooo unhelpful!!!
Dry Bowser: *disappears*
Link: *appears while playing out-of-tune Song Of Storms on ocarina*
*rains nonetheless*
Peach: Great! Now the weather's bad! So any solutions?!
Link: Hyaat! *pulls out odd purple disc*
Rosalina: Is that the legendary Mirror of Truth?
Link: Hyaeah! *shines Mirror onto Toadette*
Toadette: HrrrrAAAAGGGHHH!! *becomes Reptilian Toadette*
Everyone: *gasps*
Link: Hum?
Daisy: Yeah, you can stay for the action.
Bowser: I like Reptilian Toadette much more than normal Toadette!
Reptilian Toadette: I'm glad... BECAUSSSE I'LL BE LIKE THISSS FOREVER!
Mario: No, you won't! We will defeat you!
Donkey Kong: And Diddy and I know just what to do!
Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong: *unleash the Wrath Of The Kongs*
Toadette: HAHA! THOSSSE WON'T BE THE CAUSSSE OF YOUR VICTORY! In fact, you won't even have a victory!
King Boo: Umm, guys...
Everyone: What?
King Boo: How are you so sure that putting Toadette back in her usual form will solve our problem about
Koopa and Bones's queer behavior?
Rosalina: This is the most reasonable explanation because it was revealed that Toadette was behind something suspicious.
Reptilian Toadette: *suddenly becomes a dragon*
Mario: Oh! I know how to defeat her! Bowser, do you remember that one time I battled you by grabbing your tail and flinging you around?
Bowser: Sadly, I remember.
Mario: I think doing that to Toadette will work. But, there's one problem.
Everyone: What?
Mario: She's too big for us to pick her up by the tail and throw.
Peach: Maybe we could use some kind of tool to accomplish our task.
Link: Hrreeaagh!
Rosalina: Oh, that would be great. Thank you, Link.
Link: *picks up Reptilian Toadette by her tail using Silver Gauntlets and flings her away*
Reptilian Toadette: *hits the ground* OWW! *suddenly starts shrinking* What isss happening to me?!
Peach: Don't worry hun, it's for the best.
Toadette: *is no longer a reptile* No... I'm small again... I'm not scary anymore...
Bowser: You were never scary as a reptile.
Toadette: YOU BE QUIET! *sobs and crawls under chair*
Koopa Troopa: Why are you sitting next to me??? *pushes Dry Bones off his seat*
Dry Bones: *stands up* The question is, why are YOU sitting here? *pushes Koopa Troopa off his seat*
Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: *wrestle each other while bickering*
Toad: Finally... Narrator Toad, it's time for you to speak up!
Narrator Toad: Thus, all was well in Peach's castle... Except for the weather. *Song Of Storms*
Did you enjoy this chapter? I actually like the idea of Reptilian Toadette returning. Thanks for reading, and please add vote and comment!
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