Bowser: *chatting with unknown people*
Mario: *whispering* Who is he talking to?
Daisy: *whispering* I say we ambush him!
Peach: *whispering* We have to be calm. Let me ask him. *stands up and walks over to Bowser* Who are you talking to- AAAAHHHHH!! What are YOU doing here?!
Everyone: What is it? *walks over* AHH!!
Bowser: Oh, you might've noticed that I invited the bosses over.
Peach: *fuming* YES, I NOTICED. I ALSO NOTICED THAT HISSTOCRAT IS RUINING MY PALACE PETUNIAS!
Hisstocrat: I'm terribly sssorry. I shall replaccce them for you asss sssoon asss posssible.
Toadette: *transforms into Reptilian Toadette*
Reptilian Toadette: I think we'll have lotsss in common...
Bouldergeist: Graahh.
Bowser: Sure. Peach, fetch us some tea, will you?
Peach: *still fuming* TOAD, FETCH THEM SOME TEA, WILL YOU?!
Toad: Chill out. *leaves*
King Bob-Omb: Mario, I see you've gained some weight. You up for wrestling sometime?
Mario: King Bob-Omb!! Long time, no see! I last saw you in 1996, right?
Goomboss: Ugh, Bob-Omb. Always hogging the attention. I was there too, you know! Besides, I don't even know if you can wrestle with your newly acquired flab.
King Bob-Omb: To be fair, you also have a white mustache and flab.
Wario: Ooh, sick BURN! *giggles like a schoolgirl*
Everyone: *is weirded out*
Bowser: Guys, let's watch Motley Bossblob's show!
Motley Bossblob: *prances on the stage and begins performing circus tricks* Helloooo!
Peach: Why have a show when you could LEAVE MY CASTLE RIGHT NOW?
Bowser: Peach, calm down. I thought you were a hospitable person. Everyone here is welcome to stay because I invited them here.
Peach: I am just... Er selectively hospitable, hun. Fine then, on with the program...
Motley Bossblob: Watch me transform this dull place to something more suitable for the occasion!
*Peach's Castle undergoes some drastic physical changes*
Peach: How dare you!!! Undo this trick immediately!
Motley Bossblob: Nah, it looks way better now.
Toad: *whispers* Peach's Castle has been changing in appearance A LOT lately...
Birdo: Tell me about it.
Rollodillo: Good day to all! I am Rollodillo, the cutest and most valuable boss in Super Mario Galaxy 2. It's nice to meet everyone, even though most of your faces are completely unfamiliar to me.
Pauline: This individual seems quite friendly, ahem-hem.
Bowser: They're all great company. Peach, give them a chance.
Peach: I already did, but Motley wasted it by making my castle look so hideous.
Motley Bossblob: Hey! It looks GREAT!
Diggaleg: IT IS TIME FOR THE MARKING OF THE GROUND.
Peach: Don't even think about-
Diggaleg: *begins stomping around, ruining the plants and ground*
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Randomness With Mario & Friends!
FanfictionCome join Mario and his pals as they chat about...well, like the title says, RANDOM stuff! A collab by @awzumnez and @pinkandpeachy !
