Rosalina: What is a motto?
Mario: It’s basically a quote, sentence, or phrase-
Rosalina: What is a phrase?
Luigi: Umm, you can just find out on Google because it’s kinda hard to explain…
Rosalina: But, what is Google?
Everyone: *facepalms*
Mario: ANYWAYS, do you wanna know what a motto is?
Rosalina: Yes.
Mario: It states your beliefs and ideals and it’s usually pretty short.
Peach: And that’s exactly what we’re going to discuss now, hun. Each one of us will say our motto.
Bowser: What if we don’t have one?
Daisy: Then think of one, duh!
Toad: So, what order will we go in for saying our motto?
Luigi: Well, we can do it in order of… Biggest to smallest?
Everyone: *whispers to one another and judges Luigi and his idea intensely*
Toadette: Sure! Because that means I’ll be the last.
Birdo: Omg, is my bow counted? I don’t wanna have to remove my bow just for measurement purposes!
Luigi: I guess it doesn’t have to be counted.
Daisy: So this means that Bowser is first.
Bowser: WHAT? NO…
Yoshi: If you no have motto, think one and say it. Me getting hungryyy.
Bowser: How is that relevant to mottos?
Yoshi: I HUNGRY!!!
Adot: We don’t want to go through the Full-Hungrybear-Full-Hungrybear phase again. Just say anything! And someone get him something to eat…
Rosalina: *generously gives Yoshi star bits*
Yoshi: Om nom nom… Thanks!
Toad: Phew.
Bowser: Fine, my motto is… “Always attempt to kill Mario when we’re not doing this Randomness thing.”
Peach:*gasps* Bowser! That is not nice at all
Bowser: Hey, be thankful that I at least said my motto.
Rosalina: I suppose I am next. My motto is… “Be open-minded, curious, and fearless to learn new things.”
King Boo: That’s actually impressive, considering you only learned what a motto was five minutes ago.
Rosalina: I already had that phrase in my head, I just didn’t know it was my motto.
Pauline: Who’s next?
Birdo: I think Waluigi’s next.
Waluigi: *groans*
Mario: Do you even know what a motto is?
Waluigi: Yeah I do, but what I don’t know is what my motto is.
Mario: *whispers something to Waluigi*
Waluigi: Oh yeah! “The best kind of people are those who have the figure of a pole- tall and skinny. EXTREMELY skinny.”
Donkey Kong: “Eat bananas.”
Everyone: Huh?
Donkey Kong: My motto is, “Eat bananas.”
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Randomness With Mario & Friends!
FanficCome join Mario and his pals as they chat about...well, like the title says, RANDOM stuff! A collab by @awzumnez and @pinkandpeachy !
