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10. The Retarded Princess (Bonus Chapter 2)

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A RWM&F Short Story

Once upon a time, there was a princess. Her name was Toad! She was a girl. A very girly one.

Princess eats infinte bananas, actually she never eats. Princess Toad starved herself!

One day, Princess Toad woke up to sunshine, to pollution! "Who cares?" snorted Miss Princess Toad. She was so mad, she had a tantrum! She was not happy, already pregnant.

Nine months later, she gave birth to SEVENTEEN boys and one very annoying, crazy little mushroom. Yes, that is EIGHTEEN in total. She liked and hated her children at the same time!

The poor Princess Toad had major anger issues. It was only a matter of time until she exploded into bits! And two seconds later, she did just that! 

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO TOAD? MORE ACCURATELY, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO EVERYONE ELSE? YOU WILL SEE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.

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