Mario: So, today is the day.
Everyone: *whispers frantically*
Everyone: *starts bickering*
Mario: Quiet, everyone!! We all knew this day would come.
Peach: But... But... Why so soon???
Toadette: I wanna cry!
Bowser: Then cry, ya stupid dingdong! *wipes a tear from eye*
Luigi: Plot-twist, Bowser is really a softie! And so am I! *starts bawling*
Wario: That last part isn't really a plot twist.
Toad: Wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Everyone: What?
Toad: The poor readers have no idea what's going on!
Rosalina: Oh, I'll tell them. *clears throat* GREETINGS EARTHLINGS. WE COME IN PEACE. I have a message for you all... This is the last chapter of Randomness With Mario & Friends!.
Everyone: *dramatically gasps*
Yoshi: I will misyuu all!!! *waves arms frantically* Spike taut me dat.
Daisy: Ah, Spike. We will miss him.
Everyone: *awkward silence*
Luigi: And that is what Spike would have said if he was a permanent member of this book.
Pauline: *bursts into tears* How dare you!!! You reminded me that THIS BOOK IS ENDING! ... Ahem-hem.
Bowser: Well, now that this book is ending-
Pauline: SHUT UP!
Bowser: Now that it's ending... I CAN SHOUT AGAIN! BWAHAHAHA!!! *sobs*
Birdo: Since this book is over, I have to go back to doing nothing and having a boring life. *sighs sadly*
Koopa Troopa: I will miss sitting here... out in Peach's garden...
Dry Bones: Me too!!!
Everyone: *gasps*
Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: *start CRYING*
Waluigi: Maybe since this book is ending, I'll start dieting.
Wario: ... Weren't you already dieting?
Waluigi: I meant I'll have a more intense one. DUH.
Donkey Kong: We didn't even get to have a banana party!!!
Diddy Kong: The only good thing that could possibly come out of this book ending is that we can have banana parties everyday!
Toad: C'mon! Let's have some music to set the mood.
Orchestra Toad: *opens his mouth*
*Yoshi's New Island epilogue theme plays*
Peach: *dabs at her eyes with a handkerchief* How sentimental.
Bowser: IS IT TOO LATE FOR LAST-MINUTE ROMANCE?? *suddenly kisses Peach*
Pauline: YAY! Now I can have Mario all to myself! *kisses Mario*
Everyone: *awkward silence*
Luigi: Come on, how is Spike relevant to this?!
Toadette: It's gross though. I hate PDA!
Toad: Guys...
Everyone: WHAT?
Toad: *starts sobbing* Stop getting off the topic! Please! It's the last chapter!!!
Toadette: *starts sobbing too*
Birdo: Umm, I'm confused.
Rosalina: Crying is contagious, apparently... M-mama?? *starts crying as well*
Yoshi: WHY DIS SONG??? IT SO SAAAAD!
Mario: Well, you know, we can always end on a happy note! C'mon, everyone!
Orchestra Toad: *closes mouth and opens it again*
*MK8 Electrodrome theme plays*
Everyone: *dances awkwardly*
King Boo: You guys are way too sad! *enthusiastically headbangs, pumping fists into the air*
Luigi: Role-reversal, much...
King Boo: What? It's the last chapter anyways.
Pauline: *face turns as red as her dress* WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT?
Toad: Because Pauline, it's the chapter topic.
Mario: I guess it's time to change the song.
Orchestra Toad: *closes mouth and opens it again*
*Super Paper Mario Lineland Road theme plays*
King Boo: Aww. I liked the last song. Oh well. *continues dancing anyways*
Peach: Orchestra Toad hun, please close your mouth. You might swallow a fly.
Orchestra Toad: *keeps his mouth open*
Peach: Please close your mouth. Music is not very appropriate for this occasion.
Orchestra Toad: *finally closes mouth*
*music fades away*
Peach: Don't you all understand? Isn't it occurring to you yet? This is the last Randomness session and you're not taking it very seriously!
Daisy: Are you saying we should sit down, be quiet, and bow our heads in sadness?!
Peach: No, not exactly. Think of it this way- we've been meeting up in my garden for more than one and a half years, and we've made so much memories. We got closer to each other through Randomness and now, it will be no more.
Luigi: That hit me hard... *starts sobbing*
Pauline: Peach, I hate to say this but... I know right! *continues crying*
Toadette: *crawls under chair and cries*
Toad: Why, Peach, why? *bawls*
Bowser: *cries the loudest*
Yoshi: *also cries* YOSHI HUNGRYYY!!!
Daisy: Peach! Look at what you've done! Now, everyone is crying! *a tear rolls down her face*
Peach: Oh my... I did not mean for the crying to be so excessive.
Rosalina: *quietly cries* Mama?
Peach: Rosie's right, crying is contagious! *bursts into tears, making nearby flowers grow*
King Boo: *sobs* Bring back the music!!!
Birdo: *involuntarily cries* I didn't wanna cry! Now, my makeup is ruined! All of you are to blame!
Mario: WAAHHH!!! I'LL NEVER SEE ANY OF YOU AGAIN! GOODBYE, EVERYONE! *breaks down in tears*
Everyone: *stares at Mario as if he's crazy*
Wario: Why are you even acting like babies?
Waluigi: Yeah! If anything, that's what will make Wario and I happy that this thing is over!
Wario/Waluigi: *high-five*
Peach: You two are ruining the moment. Today is such a sad day.
Donkey Kong: *crying* BANANA!!!
Diddy Kong: BANANANA!!!
Everyone: *cries*
Toad: I h-have a final message f-for the r-readers... WE LOVE YOU AND GOODBYE CUZ WE'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIIIIINNN!!! *sobs*
Everyone: *sobs*
THE END... ;)
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Randomness With Mario & Friends!
FanfictionCome join Mario and his pals as they chat about...well, like the title says, RANDOM stuff! A collab by @awzumnez and @pinkandpeachy !
