Randomness With Mario & Friends!

24. Dog Breeds

Mario: That's what we were missing!

Everyone: What?

Mario: Dog suits! In Super Mario 3D World, we had cat suits, but not dog suits.

Luigi: How would those look?

Mario: Like, the cat suits with different ears and head shapes, I guess.

Peach: As a definite fashion expert-

Pauline: I thought I already established that I'm the glamour queen here.

Peach: Well, you thought wrong! Anyways as a definite fashion expert, I can infer that dog suits will probably have a bone-shaped pendant instead of a bell.

Toad: I love dogs! But, dog suits... Meh.

Yoshi: Dog food taste bad.

Toadette: You've tried dog food?

Yoshi: No, Goofy Goof told me.

Daisy: So, that makes 4 foods you don't like...

Everyone: Goofy Goof?!

Yoshi: Yup, I met him in Disneyland... And he here.

Goofy: Hey, everyone! Hyuk!

King Boo: If you're a dog, then why don't you like dog food?

Goofy: It's gross... I prefer pizza! Hyuk!

Daisy: Why do you say "Hyuk" so much?

Goofy: I dunno... Hyuk! Well, I gotta go now! *disappears*

Yoshi: He went back to Disnyeland.

Toad: Anyways, what's your favorite dog breed?

Koopa Troopa: Old English Sheepdogs!

Dry Bones: Border Collies!

Koopa Troopa: Those are so simple!

Dry Bones: Old English Sheepdogs shed too much though!

Koopa Troopa/ Dry Bones: *start bickering*

Donkey Kong: Picking a favorite breed is hard because there aren't really any that greatly involve bananas... Maybe a Greyhound for me.

Diddy Kong: My favorite is a Husky.

Wario: My favorite dog breed is Golden Retriever.

Luigi: Umm... You do realize that Golden Retrievers aren't actually made of gold, right?

Wario: Shaddup!

Waluigi: I'd like a big dog that likes being active. I can run around with it! Maybe a Newfoundland.

Birdo: I want a Yorkie!

Mario: You mean Yorkshire Terrier?

Birdo: Yeah, but Yorkie is easier to say!

Daisy: I'd like having a Lab!

Rosalina: As in a science lab?

Daisy: No, Lab is short for Labrador Retriever.

Rosalina: Oh yeah. *laughs* I temporarily forgot about that. I suppose having a classy dog like a Shih Tzu would be pleasant.

Toad: I want a Bulldog.

Toadette: The Scottish Terriers, aka Scotties, are the cutest!

King Boo: I don't see what I'd do with a dog. I wouldn't be able to pet it or hold its leash when walking it.

Toad: Pick a dog breed that you like though.

King Boo: Hmm... Great Pyrenees dogs are giant and white, like me.

Bowser: Rottweilers are most ferocious!

Toadette: *giggles* You mean Rotties?

Bowser: GET RID OF THAT STUPID NICKNAME!!!

Peach: I'd like to have a Miniature Poodle- the middle size of poodles.

Pauline: Shetland Sheepdogs are better!

Yoshi: Me like French Bulldog.

Luigi: Hmm... I like Chihuahuas!

Bowser: They're so tiny and prissy... Like you!

Luigi: *reddens* Hey, I'm not THAT small... Or prissy...

Toad: Mario, what's your favorite dog breed?

Mario: Probably something simple, like a Beagle. Those are cute.

Peach: I heard there's a dog show that's going to be on TV in a few minutes. Wanna watch?

Everyone: Sure! *rushes inside Peach's castle*

Pauline: I *bleep* LOVE DOGS!

Hey guys! How was that? Sorry if it was a bit short. I'm sure that a lot of you like dogs... probably. Don't worry, I still like cats (I just like dogs much much more). Maybe a cat episode will come soon! What's your favorite? Dogs? Cats? Birds? Platypi? Anyway, please add, vote, comment, and more! :D

k thx bai,

- @awzumnez