Peach: Is everyone ready? Goodness, I feel bad that we had to postpone the tournament by a week.
Pauline: Why did we do that again?
Peach: We had to have the castle fixed up and cleaned. The Inklings' free-for-all Turf War really did a number on the premises...
Toad: You also had to tend to our drunken guests, didn't you?
Peach: Cat Peach's personality is three times worse when she's hungover. I was extremely relieved to have sent her away. Dry Bowser and Pink Gold Peach left later as well.
Toad: What about the others?
Peach: Villager returned to his mayoral duties and Tanooki Mario went home. But Link will be staying in the castle for a while because he can't travel back to Hyrule with his injuries.
Koopa Troopa: I feel super tuckered out... Might've had too much Whacka Juice...
Dry Bones: HA! I guess my team will win automatically then, KOOPSTICK!
Koopa Troopa: Koopstick? KOOPSTICK? Bwahahaha!! You know, your bad jokes will probably be the death of you.
Mario: I'm not used to seeing those two as enemies anymore. How did their attitudes switch so fast?
Luigi: It's probably because of Toadette's absence. For some reason, both she and Rosalina have gone missing.
Mario: Should we be panicking?
Toad: I wouldn't. We have more important things to do! Like-
Voice Toad: *Announcer voice* Welcome to the Super Peachykoops Paulibones Superstar Bros!!
Toad: STOP INTERRUPTING!
Voice Toad: I am Voice Toad, your host for today. Here's Princess Daisy of the Mushroom Kingdom-
Daisy: HEY! It's SARASALAND!
Voice Toad: -and she will be interviewing the contestants! They don't call her the Announcer's Intern for nothing!
Daisy: INTERVIEWING?! Ooh! *suddenly wearing a glittering tuxedo with a frilly collar* Oh yeah. The UNIFORM.
Voice Toad: I said, she will be interviewing the contestants! They don't call her the Announcer's Intern for nothing!
Daisy: Right. Hi I'm Daisy and I'm the Announcer's Intern!!! It's a lovely day here at Peach's Castle, minimal clouds and a temperature of 22 degrees Celsius, that's 71.6 in Fahrenheit by the way-
Voice Toad: I SAID, she will be INTERVIEWING THE CONTESTANTS!!!!!
Everyone: *awkward silence*
Daisy: *clears throat* Here I am with Team Peachykoops! How are you two today??
Peach: I am ready to pummel Team Paulibones into their graves!
Koopa Troopa: The only way to claim my title as the Superstar... IS THROUGH WAR!!
Daisy: How sadistic! *smiles flashily* And in the other corner, we've got Team Paulibones! Tell me, what is on your minds??
Pauline/Dry Bones: VENGEANCE.
Daisy: *whispers* Hmm, something's up... Eh, never mind.
Voice Toad: Now, it's time for the BICKERING BATTLE- the heart of this fabulous event.
Bowser: But, what's that again?
Birdo: Last time we had one was like 20 chapters ago!
Voice Toad: It was EXACTLY 20 chapters ago.
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Randomness With Mario & Friends!
FanfictionCome join Mario and his pals as they chat about...well, like the title says, RANDOM stuff! A collab by @awzumnez and @pinkandpeachy !
