Peach: No! We absolutely CANNOT make any squid dishes. Remember, the Inklings are coming over and WE ARE NOT pro-cannibalism!!
Rosalina: But I was just about to pop this calamari into the oven!
Peach: *mood instantly changes* Aww, well I guess YOU can make a squid dish, ROSIE! I'm SURE the Inklings wouldn't mind.
Daisy: *throws out the tray of calamari*
Toad: EVERYONE! Get back on track! We're supposed to be making a five course meal.
Yoshi: But wit five cors meel?
Everyone: *facepalms*
Mario: A five course meal consists of an appetizer, salad and soup, two main entrées, and dessert.
Peach: I shall bake a cake for dessert!
Luigi: No offense, Princess... But we've had so much of your cakes, can we not have one this time? Besides, we eat one of your cakes at almost every Randomness session.
Peach: Oh. Good point, hun.
Toadette: I have an idea for the appetizer!
Everyone: What?
Toadette: Let's make assorted cheeses and bread to represent Cheese Land in the Animal Crossing DLC!
Waluigi: Whaaat? That's such a boring track!
Wario: Who cares? At least it's food-themed.
Toadette: Okay, it's settled! We're making GBA Cheese Land with bread.
Pauline: Ahem-hem, now we should decide what our salad and soup will be.
Koopa Troopa: How about seaweed salad in honor of the Inklings?
Dry Bones: Great idea! I wouldn't have thought of that myself.
Mario: And we should make Elixir Soup. I hear that it's Link's favorite.
Toad: Now, let's think of what are two main courses should be.
Daisy: Moo-Moo stew!
Peach: And let's also make Splatoon seafood pasta! Minus the squid, of course.
Luigi: Or as the Mario family recipe book says, "linguine al frutti di mare".
Toad: And finally, the dessert.
Rosalina: I'm preparing some Star Bit mousse cake with ice cream.
Peach: Oh, it's going to be greater than any of MY cakes, ROSIE!!
Toad: So it seems everyone's cool with the menu items. Now let's get cooking!
*later*
Welcome to the RWM&F Epilogue Party! Here are the dishes to be prepared for the dinner this evening.
First Course ~ GBA Cheese Land with assorted breads
Second Course ~ Seaweed Salad and Elixir Soup
Third Course ~ Moo-Moo Stew
Fourth Course ~ Splatoon Seafood Pasta [squid-free!]
Fifth Course ~ Star Bit Mousse cake; ala mode
Dry Bowser: Sounds delicious!
Isabelle: Mndnfedemenvmndfmneee.
Link: Hyeaagh!!
Orange Inkling: Iksejhfenn. Nkjrjgkeeahhu!!
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