Randomness With Mario & Friends!

38. Fitness

Daisy: Oh, I love this topic! Thanks, Toad!

Toad: Umm you're welcome, I guess...

Mario: I think I'm pretty fit, considering I do a lot of running and jumping on my adventures... And don't forget all of the sports I'm expected to be good at.

Donkey Kong: I actually enjoy exercising. Life gets boring when you don't.

Diddy Kong: And exercise causes hunger, so I always have the appetite to eat lots of...

Everyone: We know.

Waluigi: I LOVE EXERCISING! Mainly because I don't want to be fat like HIM. *glances at Wario*

Wario: ... What? *burps* I have no idea what the big hype is with fitness. Everyone should try out MY lifestyle!

Pauline: No thanks, ahem-hem.

Peach: I'm sure even Bowser is more active than you, Wario hun.

Bowser: Not really...

Toadette: In my latest and first adventure last month, I got more exercise than I'm used to getting. But hey, at least I think I lost some of my baby fat!

Birdo: Ew... We didn't have to know about that.

Toadette: What? It's just baby fat, nothing disgusting.

Luigi: I'm used to tiring myself out.

Rosalina: I have gotten so much more active ever since I met you all. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

Yoshi: Exercise awzum. Me get food reward after.

Koopa Troopa: So, maybe I'm not the most fit in this group. But, I'm definitely more fit than Bones.

Dry Bones: Oh really now? Do you even know how slow your walking speed is? I can walk faster than you in my sleep!

Koopa Troopa: At least I can exercise in my shell. How about you?

Dry Bones: I don't care that I can't resort to in-shell exercise because that would be just lazy of me!

Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: *start bickering*

King Boo: I don't care about this topic. My fitness doesn't concern me. Besides, it's not like I can get rid of my round body shape.

Dry Bones: *says out of the blue* Koopa, what if I tell everyone your secret?

Koopa Troopa: Umm... What secret?

Dry Bones: *smiles and announces to everyone* Koopa dances Zumba!

King Boo: *snickers*

Mario: Really?!

Koopa Troopa: No, I don't! You know Bones- always full of lies.

Dry Bones: Not this time.

Mario: And does the rest of your species dance Zumba, too?

Koopa Troopa: I dunno, why do you ask?

Mario: Sometimes on my adventures, I come across other Koopa Troopas dancing to background music. It's really weird though, since I have no clue where the music comes from.

Rosalina: That's true. The background music is in practically all of our adventures.

Luigi: And if the enemies get distracted by the music, we might gt distracted too.

Toad: Guys, we're getting off-topic... AGAIN.

Daisy: Well, would you rather have to face another tie?

Toad: Nope!!! Don't remind me! *shudders*

Peach: You know what's a great way for some of us to get exercise?

Everyone: What?

Peach: Those olympic games we participate in with Sonic and his friends.

Daisy: That's right.

Toad: Does it count if I'm a referee?

Toadette: *shrugs* Maybe. At least you have a chance to be a part of the games.

Birdo: I haven't gotten to work out much lately, mainly because the authorities aren't including me in anything anymore!

Rosalina: Do not fret, Birdo. Someday you will have a chance in the spotlight... Maybe.

Birdo: Oh please! Just because you have so much fans now doesn't mean the same goes for everyone else here!

Toad: Birdo, I do feel bad for you. But, we are getting off the topic. Feel free to express your feelings however you want as long as the topic is relevant. But, it isn't at the moment.

Mario: Honestly, I'm kind of dreading our next Mario Party...

Everyone: ... Why?

Bowser: You haven't heard the great news? I will get to join the Party, too! BWAHAHA!

Luigi: If we'll be riding in a car together again, we wouldn't be exercising much.

Peach: But hun, you're forgetting about the minigames.

Toadette: Woohoo, I'm so pumped now that I don't even care that Bowser will be in the Party! What if I get to be in this Mario Party? It has been forever since I last joined one.

And I will end the chapter there. Okay, I will now have a short rant so if you're not interested in reading it, just skip this A/N. I know that practically no one likes Birdo and she gets a lot of hate and debating about her gender. But, I really feel bad for her because I'm one of the few that actually likes her as a character. She's funny and unique. Birdo was also my very first favorite Mario character. Have you noticed how I tend to include her in all of my stories and mention her a lot, even though she isn't very popular? Just please stop hating on her and give her a chance. Nintendo is even beginning to exclude her from recent games, probably because they realized that not a lot of people are fans of her. I genuinely hope she will still appear in future Mario games. Well I'm sorry about that mini-rant... Btw Merry early Christmas to those who celebrate it! And sorry for taking so long to update this book. Also, keep in mind that the next checkpoint chapter is going to be published pretty soon. Anyways please add, comment, vote, etc. Thanks!

- pinkandpeachy