Peach: I found Yoshis at a pet shop!
Yoshi: I came from a pet shop.
Mario: We know, you told us already, Anyways, what's the topic now?
Toad: Don't ask me, I'm not saying it.
Rosalina: It is nature.
Daisy: Ugh, not nature!
Bowser: Why do you hate nature? It's the most beautiful thing in the world! And mind you, the daisy chain I'm wearing right now is fabulous!
Pauline: I agree! Nature is amazing!
Birdo: Nature is ugly and pointless.
Donkey Kong: Are bananas considered nature?
Rosalina: Yes, they are.
Diddy Kong: If that's the case, then I hate nature!
Waluigi: What?! Why? How can you hate something so awesome?
Koopa Troopa: Deal with it, man. I hate nature as well.
Dry Bones: I do, too. I support deforestation!
Koopa/Dry Bones: *high-five*
King Boo: How dare you! Deforestation is horrible! HORRIBLE!
Daisy: I gotta agree with Koopa Troopa.
Luigi: Yeah, nature isn't cool enough for me.
Toadette: I hate nature.
Bowser: *begins to cry* Why do you all hate nature?
Toadette: If it makes you feel any better, I do like one kind of nature...
Everyone: What?
Toadette: Nature's course! Everyone takes it.
King Boo: You're gross!!!
Wario: You ruined the conversation!
Mario: No, she didn't. This conversation shall go on.
Yoshi: According to my calculations, Waluigi will need the hyperspeed of 4153163790007975646.6242865475537 joltbursts at the timing of 29 twistpoints if he ever wishes to teleport to Isle Delfino. There, he may go sightseeing and learn about the island's eventful history.
Wario: Haha bro, you've got a lot of exercising to do.
Waluigi: Nooooo.
Koopa Troopa: Now, Isle Delfino is a wasteland where a war occurred. And... There's no nature!
Bowser: I know! And that's why I hate that place!
Daisy: I love it there!
Peach: Hmm... Maybe we should call over some friends to ask their opinion on nature.
Toad: And I know just who! *calls several people on the phone*
Audience from Toad's Forgiveness: Hi, Toad!
Toad: Hey, guys!
Audience: We love nature! We love nature!
Toadette: Wow, they read our minds! They answered the question before we could ask it.
Twittoad: #NatureIsSoAnnoying @NatureHatersFTW
Birdo: Oh no, not Twittoad!
Empress Toad: I love it! NO I HATE IT! OMG I love it, OHHHHH NOOOOO.
Rosalina: What? You again? I thought you were killed in a car accident!
Ms. Selina Fayzer: First, let's take a selfie! Omg!
Everyone: That's irrelevant to the topic!
Ms. Selina Fayzer: Fine, I'll take a selfie with the tree over there. *leaves*
Toad: *suddenly appears* Hey guys, where's Wart?
Pimple: Who's Wart?
Mario: Ahh! You're here again?!
Everyone: *runs away*
Pimple: Was it something I said?
Ms. Selina Fayzer: Wanna take a selfie?
Pimple: What's a selfie?
Ms. Selina Fayzer: Smile now, speak later. *takes selfie*
Pimple: That's so cool! I wish all of your friends were as awesome as you.
Empress Toad: I also came from DeathWorld recently.
Pimple: Wait, what? I swear you looked different a second ago!
Toad: Yeah, well I become different versions of myself sometimes. Get used to it...
Toad/Pimple: *engage in a long conversation*
Hey guys! Now you know what's going on in the other dimension. Can you spot all the references to the original universe? We might make another thing like this if you guys ask. NICELY of course. Nah, just kidding. Tell us in the comments if you would like another one. Alright, please add, vote, and comment, and see you next time!
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- @awzumnez
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