Randomness With Mario & Friends!

29. The Challenge

Toad: Today, the topic is…

Mario: The Challenge!

Waluigi: I’m outta here. *stands up to leave*

Toad: You leave and I force-feed you the most fattening foods in existence.

Waluigi: Fine, fine, chill out man.

Pauline: Tell us about this challenge or whatever… Ahem-hem.

Mario: The Challenge only needs six participants and that means all of you.

Peach: Hun, what do you mean? Including you, there are eight of us.

Toad: Mario and I aren’t in The Challenge.

Dry Bones: What’s this thing anyway?

Mario: All of you CAN’T bicker with one another for this entire chapter!

Koopa Troopa: WHAT?! Bickering with Bones the moron is what I live for!

Toad: It will only be for this chapter.

Wario: So, what happens if we end up bickering?

Mario: If even just two people bicker, this chapter will end early and you won’t be able to join the next chapter.

Participants of TC: *gasp*

Toad: Mario and I have picked a subtopic for the six of you to talk about, so that this chapter won’t be so boring.

Mario: The subtopic of the day is…

Toad: Hobbies!

Peach: Well I like baking things, especially cake.

Pauline: Your baked “goods” taste terrible! Don’t you have a taste tester? Or did he die of food poisoning?

Peach: *turns red in anger* How dare you! I’m excellent at baking! Everyone who eats my baked goods love them!

Pauline: You know, you’re horrible at being sarcastic.

Mario/Toad: *sitting on lounge chairs with giant buckets of popcorn*

Peach: *turns to Mario and Toad* I can’t stand her!!! Please disqualify either of us!

Pauline: Hey… For once, I agree with you. I also want to quit The Challenge!

Mario: Toad and I will choose when the chapter ends.

Toad: Yeah, we can make this chapter last a whole year if we wanted to.

Participants of TC: *groan*

Koopa Troopa: I don’t wanna say my main hobby… It will probably get me in a bickering session!

Mario: You have to say it, the law says so.

Koopa Troopa; What law?

Mario: This chapter's law. DUH.

Toad: *whispers to Mario* You made that up on the spot, didn’t you?

Mario: *whispers back* Yeah, it will make this chapter more entertaining for us.

Dry Bones: I like to write all of the things about Koopa that aggravate me.

Koopa Troopa: Hey, I do the same thing but I write about you! Copycat!

Dry Bones: When did you start writing?

Koopa Troopa: … Maybe exactly five years ago? That’s what I’m guessing.

Dry Bones: Well, I started writing five years AND A DAY ago! Ha!

Koopa Troopa: *eyes narrow and begins writing furiously in a book that just appeared out of nowhere*

Dry Bones: *does the same*

Toad: Now, they’re quiet. Never thought I would see the day.

Mario: Told you The Challenge is a good idea.

Toad: Yeah, yeah… But, be quiet now!

Wario: Do I seriously have to say my hobbies? I obviously love eating junk food and being lazy.

Waluigi: *shakes his head* How many times do I have to tell you that your lifestyle is unhealthy?

Wario: You don’t have to, but you choose to. It’s not my fault.

Waluigi: You’re so annoying.

Wario: Ditto.

Waluigi: You should try exercising. It’s fun, you know.

Wario: Hell no! Why don’t you try eating candy? THAT is what I call fun.

Waluigi: Never.

Peach: Want cake, anyone? I baked one just before this chapter started.

Pauline: NO, NEVER IN MY LIFE WILL I TRY YOUR STUPID CAKES.

Koopa Troopa: Sure! I like cake.

Dry Bones: Yes, I want cake!

Wario: Yes, please!!!

Waluigi: Hehe… No thank you, Peach. I’m kinda on a diet…

Wario: WHY??? You have no fat to lose.

Waluigi: You do.

Wario: Well, I don’t wanna lose my awesome fat!

Waluigi: Because that’s what you’re known for!

Wario: Guess what? You’re known for being a lanky killjoy!

Waluigi: *mutters* Can’t believe we’re brothers.

Peach: And Pauline, if you don’t want a slice of my cake, then at least say it nicely! Didn’t anyone teach you manners?

Pauline: Yeah, but I don’t have manners when I’m talking to someone so conceited.

Peach: I’m the PRINCESS, for goodness sake!

Pauline: You mean the princess of stealing other peoples’ lovers…

Mario: Hey, since when was I involved in this?

Koopa Troopa: Bones, no cake for you!

Dry Bones: I can make my own decisions, thank you very much.

Koopa Troopa: Unless I get your slices of cake before you do!

Wario: That ain’t fair! I want the most slices of cake.

Waluigi: Chill out, fatty. You don’t need any cake at all.

Peach: Everyone, please share!

Participants of TC: *start bickering*

Mario/Toad: *facepalm*

Hope you enjoyed this chapter! I definitely enjoyed writing it. Don't forget that there will be a quiz after the next chapter! We'd appreciate it if you took it. Anyways pls add, comment, vote, etc. Thanks!

- pinkandpeachy