Pauline: *sings dramatically*I'm gonna cut some tags. Only got twenty dollars (that's $20. $20!!!) in my pocket...This is *bleep* awesome... WAIT, WHAAAT?!
Everyone: *stares*
Pauline: I-I...I didn't swear! I'm completely innocent! I said FREAKIN'. I... *bleep* PEEAACCHH!!!
Peach: Mwahahahaaa! It is I, the Shadow Queen! Pauline of Mini Toy Co., you shall meet your DOOOOMM!!!
Pauline: *in sarcastic manner* Ahh. I am so scared of you, Shadow Queen.
Mario: Ladies, we haven't even started the topic!
Pauline: Yes we did! This is the topic: Ohhhhhhh, I'M GONNA CUT SOME TAGSSSS...
Everyone: Stop singing, Pauline!
Toad: It's pretty clear already that our topic is SHOPPING.
Birdo: Shopping?! OMG, YAY! I just bought a new bow! Wanna see? *pulls a bow out of her purse without waiting for people to answer*
Toad: But... but... IT'S THE SAME BOW YOU WEAR EVERY DAY!
Birdo: What? I wash my clothes! I change my bows daily, it's just that they all look the same.
Toad: WHAAAT?! RIP-OFF!
Birdo: Excuséz-moi, I'm the expert here!
Toad: *eyes turn glittery purple*
Bowser: What the-
Toad: OMG TOATS LOL I HEART SHOPPING WHEEEEEEEEEEE-
Daisy: Smile!
Toad: -YAY PIC-CHAZ! I LIKE TOATS HEART BEING A CELEB LIKE OMG YAH!
Daisy: Got this on video!
Peach: It looks as if Princess Toad really exists.
Pauline: More like Princess TOADBLR!
Everyone: *laughs*
Toadblr: OMG EVERYONE IS ROFLING!!! HAVE YOU SEEN MS. SEL FAYZZ? I NEED HER TO HELP ME TAKE SELFAYZZ!
Toadblr in Sel voice: OMG HI TOADBLR, I AM SEL AND I AM HERE TO HELP YOU TAKE SELFAYZZ!
Toadblr: OMG YAY!!! *takes exactly 46.82 and 1/2 selfies* OMG BYE MS. FAYZZ!!!
Toadblr in Sel voice: OMG, TOATS BYE!
Birdo: We are sooo alike! We should be, like, BESTIES!
Mario: Seriously, you wanna be friends with a Toad who acts like the opposite gender and does one-man-shows, the only characters being himself and a grown woman?
Birdo: There is art in acting, you know.
Mario: Well, you have a point.
Daisy: We're getting WAY off topic now. What else did you guys buy recently?
Yoshi: I got 2DS XL. With PictoChat.
Peach: That doesn't exist, hun. Isn't PictoChat only for DS Lite and DSi? For 3DS and 2DS, they have Streetpass.
Yoshi: Mine has both! *plays Super Mario 3D Land*
Rosalina: That is most interesting.
Wario: Well, I have the best game of all!
Everyone: What?
Wario: MARIO AND SONIC AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES!
Luigi: Which one?
Wario: ...the 2008 one.
Donkey Kong: Aww, I wasn't in that one!
Wario: Well too bad, you CAPUCHIN!
Donkey Kong: Capuchin?! CAPUCHIN?! How dare you! Now watch as I unleash the WRATH OF THE KONGS! GRAAAH! *bananas rain down from the sky*
Toadblr: OMG, STOP IT! LIKE, TOATS STOP IT! I NEED TO TELL Y'ALL SOMETHIN'! *says before anyone can reply* IT'S MY TUMBLR! IT'S IN THIS LINK:
prettyprincesstoadblr.tumblr.com
Birdo: OMG! I'd love to see that, bestie!
Everyone: *stares at Birdo and Toadblr*
Diddy Kong: *clears throat* Yesterday, I was at Coconut Mall. It should be called Banana Mall. I have no idea what coconuts and malls have in common-
King Boo: Well what do bananas and malls have in common? Please get to the point.
Diddy Kong: Well, I found this odd looking machine that produces infinite bananas! It may have cost 10 million Coins, 999 Star Coins, 1 billion Party Points and 1,000 Power Stars, but it was worth it!
Peach: Where did you get it?
Diddy Kong: OH, I got it from an old hobo who was begging outside the mall. He wanted to sell the machine and he was a fortune teller too. He told me my future. He said, "I can tell you that in the very, very near future, you will be ripped off."
Peach: You haven't tried it out yet?
Diddy Kong: Umm, no...
Everyone: TRY IT!
Diddy Kong: Ok, here goes! *pulls out machine and presses button* WHAT? Nothing came out!
Mario: Check the batteries!
Diddy Kong: *checks batteries* They're completely fine!
Peach: I'm afraid that is a rip-off...
Diddy Kong: What?! GRAAAH! *bananas rain down from the sky*
Waluigi: I think Diddy deserved it, 'cause that pesky capuchin stole the bananas on my low-fat pancakes.
Diddy Kong: I'm not a capuchin!
King Boo: I don't go to the mall. I only get what I need, because I don't want anything.
Mario: Um, ok.
Koopa: I got a personalized T-shirt! It says, Hate Dry Bones! He's a moron.
Dry Bones: I got a T-shirt too, but it says, Hate Koopa Troopa! He's the biggest loser.
Koopa/Dry Bones: NOT TRUE! *start bickering*
Toadette: I bought myself a grand piano for my music room.
Yoshi: Wow!
Luigi: How much did it cost? If it cost 10 billion coins, then you shouldn't have bought it. It's haunted and it came from my mansion!
Toadette: No, it just cost all the money in my wallet. *whispers* And all of Toad's money that he earned by selling lemonade in first grade.
Toadblr: OMG, WHO IS, LIKE, THIS TOAD PERRZON?!
Toadette: Um, actually, I meant you.
Toadblr: Wh-WHAAAT?! I NEED THAT MONEY FOR SHOPPING!
Mario: We have to end this conversation NOW. We have to find a way to return Toad back to normal because CLEARLY, he is acting like a nonsense teenage Tumblr girl.
Toadblr: OMG WHY ARE WE ENDING IT HERE?! OK WHATEVER BUT PLEASE CHECK MY TUMBLR, LIKE TOATS! BYYYYYYYEEE!!!
prettyprincesstoadblr.tumblr.com
Toadblr's tumblr really exists and it has that url so go and check it out! Idk when the next update is coming. I hope this chapter made you laugh! I think Toad can be best described as a guy whose name and personality are constantly changing... Anyways pls add, comment, vote, etc. Thanks!
- pinkandpeachy
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FanficCome join Mario and his pals as they chat about...well, like the title says, RANDOM stuff! A collab by @awzumnez and @pinkandpeachy !
