Toad: *comes onstage, wearing outfit from Mario Party 4* Welcome, welcome! Thank you every much for coming. This is the well-known comedy show, Toad's Revenge! In this show, you will witness people take on TERRIBLE, FATAL, MORTIFYING punishments. All of them have been planned by myself. And now, for our opening act, the NSMB Farting Dance!
Mario/Luigi: *come onstage, wearing electric collars*
Mario: I refuse to dance... AHHHHH! *gets electrocuted*
Luigi: *dances/farts foolishly, just so he won't get electrocuted*
Toad: DANCE! DANCE MOOORE!!!
Peach: *begins to scrub the floor* This job is very unpleasant.
Toad: Welcome to my life. Now, you shall worship me! Bow down to yours truly.
Peach: *groans in a very unladylike manner and starts bowing down to Toad*
Yoshi: *sitting at a table with meatballs and keys on a plate and Spinies in a cage* Aww, I don't wanna eat. *hesitantly eats a meatball*
Mario: Yoshi, isn't it good? ... AHH! *gets electrocuted*
Donkey Kong: WHERE ARE THE BANANAS?!?!?!
Diddy Kong: Yeah, where are they?
Toad: OH, I ATE THEM.
Diddy Kong: *attempts to shoot Toad with peanuts*
King Boo: AHH! *tries to get away from a flashlight that is chasing him*
Koopa: Why, Toad? Why me? *is handcuffed to Dry Bones*
Dry Bones: Yeah, Toad, this has gone too far! ... Especially for me!"
Pauline: Goodbye, babies. *disassembles Mini figures while sobbing*
Bowser: This is not fair!
Toad: *starts laughing at shrunken Bowser* Now, you know how Mario and Luigi feel when you're Giga-Bowser!
Bowser: AHHHHH!!! *tries to avoid being squished by Toad's giant foot*
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ... AHH! *gets electrocuted*
Toad: Hey, Birdo! Come out now!
Birdo: Ugh, fine. *comes onto stage without a bow on her head*
Toad: HAHAHA, YOU LOOK BALD!
Birdo: Shut up.
Daisy: *lying down in bed* How long has it been since the show has started?
Toad: About 8 minutes.
Daisy: I CAN'T STAND THIS! I HAVE TO GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING ACTIVE!
Toad: Too bad! You're gonna be there for 12 hours! And don't even think about escaping because there's an invisible barrier guarding the bed!
Wario: *using a treadmill* I'm... *pant* So... *pant* Exhausted. *pant*
Toad: You've only burned two calories. You can stop when you've burned 100.
Wario: GAH! *passes out due to exhaustion by the time he has burned 3 calories*
Rosalina: Where is my wand? I cannot go a day without it!
Toad: Well, today, you have to!
Waluigi: *sitting at a table with a year's supply of candy* I can't and I won't eat these.
Ballyhoo: *suddenly appears in front of Waluigi* You'll love em! *uses Star Rod to shove candies into Waluigi's mouth*
Waluigi: *passes out due to eating too much candy at once*
Toad: And now, for the grand finale!
Toadette: Uh oh...
Toad: Toadette will experience her worst fear!
Everyone: *thinks to themselves* What IS her worst fear?
Toad: *starts tickling Toadette*
Toadette: *starts crying*
Everyone: WHAAAT?!
Mario: But, that's so mild! ... AHH! *gets electrocuted*
Toad: Audience, what did you think of the show?
Audience: BOO! WE WANT A REFUND!
Toad: Sorry, no refunds.
Audience: *starts chanting* WE WANT A REFUND! WE WANT A REFUND! WE WANT A REFUND!
Toad: AHH! *gets trampled by the audience and passes out*
Mario: Serves him right... AHH! *gets electrocuted and also passes out*
What did you think of this chapter? 4 people passed out! And A LOT of people said, "AHH!". Can you count how many times that word appears? In a few days I have to update my other books so this book won't be updated. Sorry! But there's one more update after this one and I think it's rather long. Anyways pls add, comment, vote, etc. Thanks!
- pinkandpeachy
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Randomness With Mario & Friends!
FanficCome join Mario and his pals as they chat about...well, like the title says, RANDOM stuff! A collab by @awzumnez and @pinkandpeachy !
