This chapter contains spoilers for Walt Disney Studios' animated film, Frozen. If you have not seen the movie yet, we would like you to skip this chapter.
Toad: Hello.
Birdo: Aren't you gonna say, "HEY GURL HEY!!!"
Toad: YAH, OMG, LIKE, TOATS!
Everyone: *stares at Toad*
Toad: I'm kidding! No need to stare...
Peach: But...
Toad: But what?
Daisy: Just less than an hour ago...
Mario: You started acting like a crazy teenage Tumblr girl.
Toad: What IS Tumblr? Do I even have one?
Luigi: Apparently. What's the last thing you remember?
Toad: I called something a rip-off... Birdo's bow?
Everyone: *stares*
Toad: This is kinda awkward...
Mario: Ahem. Anyways, who's seen Frozen?
Bowser: Oh, that 2011 horror film? It was EPIC!!!
Mario: No, the one made by Disney.
Bowser: Oh, no.
Peach: Well, Luigi and Daisy, Toad and Toadette, Yoshi and Birdo, and Mario and I went to the movies to watch it. You know, like a quadruple-date.
King Boo: I was there too!
Yoshi: No.
King Boo: I was invisible.
Yoshi: Oh... that is why I heard you crying in the end of Do You Want To Build A Snowman?
King Boo: ..........
Waluigi: Wario forced me to watch with him. And even to this day, he-
Wario: I NOTHING! He's crazy. Whatever he says never happened...
Waluigi: *ignores Wario* Listens to the Frozen OST in the bathroom. It's HILARIOUS!
Rosalina: What is Frozen?
Mario: It's a movie. You haven't seen it yet?
Rosalina: Um, no. I'll go now.
Bowser: Me too. I hate little girlie princess movies!
Rosalina/Bowser: *leave the room*
Mario: Anyways, so what's your favorite song?
Pauline: Mine is... FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, I'M GETTING WHAT I'M DREAMING OF! A CHANCE TO CHANGE MY LONELY WORLD! A CHANCE TO-
Everyone: Stop singing! We get it.
Pauline: Fine... But first, A CHANCE TO FIND TRUE LOVE!
Wario: I like Let It Go. It's a very empowering song, and it tells people that you don't have to change for others. Like for me, it means I don't have to go on a diet if I don't want to!
King Boo: I've never heard Wario say something that deep.
Yoshi: I like the Summer Song.
Peach: You mean, In Summer?
Yoshi: I want to find out what happens to solid water when it gets warm.
Everyone: *thinks to themselves* It becomes a puddle, DUH.
Yoshi: And I want to have a picnic with Olaf!
Donkey Kong: Eh, Olaf would have been better if... he had a banana nose!
Toadette: I love Do You Want To Build A Snowman? It's so adorable, yet so... so... SAAAAD!!! *sobs*
Koopa: Anna is so pretty... *sigh*
Dry Bones: Elsa is the sexiest!
Koopa: Ew, no! She's only 21 and she already has white hair!
Dry Bones: Well that was from stress from protecting her kingdom!
Koopa/Dry Bones: *start bickering*
Peach: I think the song Love Is An Open Door is very profound and romantic!
King Boo: I am strangely addicted to Vuelie, the intro song with the snowflakes.
Wario: I didn't even know that stupid song had a name! I'm leaving. *leaves*
Luigi: Well, that was sudden.
*sugar starts to fall from the ceiling*
Mario: ... SNOW?
*air conditioner turns on*
Everyone: Brrr....
*giant shadow appears in the hall*
Shadow: GRRAAARR!!! GO AWAY!
Daisy: Run! It's Marshmallow!
Everyone: *screams and runs away*
Wario: Well, that scared them. Finally, I have the place all to myself. And now for my vocal lessons. *turns on stereo* Ahem-hem....... Elsa? DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAAANN? C'MON, LET'S GO AND PLAYYY.....
Hi guys! Frozen was an amazing movie, in my opinion. What did you think of it? Anyways, sorry for not updating in a while, but here it is! Chapter 15. And after this, I will be releasing the RWM&F Quizzes! Yay! So, please keep reading, adding, commenting, and all that. Thanks and bye! :D
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