Pauline: Daisy, if I'm not on your besties list, then who is?
Daisy: As I said before, Peach is.
Peach: *to Pauline* HA!
Pauline: For once,I'm trying to tolerate you, but you are NOT being cooperative whatsoever... Ahem-hem.
Peach: Oh. Oops.
Mario: Hey! *points to Daisy's lap* What's that book on your lap*
Daisy: Umm... Er...
Pauline: *snatches the book* Aha. Aha! AHA! AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's the LIST!
Everyone: *crowds around Pauline to read the list*
Wario: WHAT?! There's nothing in this piece of trash! *throws the list onto the floor and starts stomping on it*
Daisy: HEY!
Rosalina: *picks it up* Hold on! I might know how to solve this problem. *shines a blacklight onto the first page and several names come into view*
Daisy: *snatches the list back before Rosalina can read anything* No! No no no no no no! You can't read this! *now has a death grip on the list*
Toad: *tries to take it*
Daisy: *bites Toad's hand*
Toad: OW!!! *starts bawling*
Daisy: Fine. If you want to know who's on the list, then you can.
Everyone: Yay!!!
Daisy: But, don't expect to read it immediately. We're going to play a little game.
Everyone: What???
Daisy: I will give a dare to someone and if the dare is completed and done greatly, I will reveal one name. That's the price- one dare for one name.
Everyone: Ok!
Daisy: Glad you approve. I'll do a double dare this time because you already know that Peach is on the list. I'm already warning you, there aren't as much people on the list as you think. So... *glances at everyone* Wario! You have to TP Coconut Mall! Bowser! You have to TP Peach's castle-
Peach: WHAAAT?!
Daisy: Don't worry, I don't think there'll be a lot to clean up because... Wario and Bowser have to finish TPing in under 5 minutes!
Wario: 5 MINUTES?!?!?!
Daisy: That's what makes it a challenge. You can use power-ups, but no assistance from anyone! Ready, set-
Rosalina: Wait! We have to address one more concern!
Daisy: What???
Rosalina: What does TP mean?
Everyone: *groans and facepalms*
Daisy: IT MEANS TOILET PAPER. NOW, GO!!! *tosses Wario and Bowser 1000 toilet paper rolls each*
Bowser/Wario: *rush to their destinations, Bowser in his airship and Wario in the Wario Bike*
Bowser: *TPs the outside of Peach's castle and gets some Mecha Koopas to TP the entire inside of the castle and returns with 2 minutes left on the clock*
Wario: *TPs the entire Coconut Mall while using unlimited golden mushrooms and returns with 30 seconds left on the clock*
Daisy: Tell me the methods you used.
Wario: I just used unlimited golden mushrooms.
Bowser: I did the outside of the castle myself and got some Mecha Koopas to do the inside.
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FanfictionCome join Mario and his pals as they chat about...well, like the title says, RANDOM stuff! A collab by @awzumnez and @pinkandpeachy !
