Randomness With Mario & Friends!

19. Photography

Mario: Rosalina, do you know what photography is?

Rosalina: Umm… I think so. It’s when you use strange gadgets to capture moments and scenes.

Everyone: *applauds*

Luigi: The “strange gadget” I use is my own phone. I seriously love the camera it came with. Plus, the filters!

Peach: At times I use my phone, but I also have a digital camera and… An Instax!

Rosalina: An Instax?

Daisy: A camera that automatically prints out each photo you take with it. It’s a type of Polaroid.

Rosalina: *mutters to herself* What a queer invention. Polaroid? Sounds like a disease.

Wario: You have a bad case of Polaroid. You know what you need? You should take these Polaroids! But do not ingest more than two a day.

Peach: Hmm, that does make sense.

Birdo: I also have an Instax!!! I mostly just take selfies, though.

Yoshi: Food!

Everyone: Huh?

Yoshi: Me take pic of food and eat it after! And us! But I no eat us.

Daisy: Wait… What do you use?

Yoshi: Ahhmmmm… mPhone, mPad Mini, MushBook Air, 2DS XL (with PictoChat)…

Mario: Wow, that’s a lot of stuff. And I thought Yoshi Island has a low economy. Those are expensive, you know!

Yoshi: They presents! From Mushroom Kingdom. And Nintendo Co. Ltd.

Rosalina: Plus, I believe that Yoshi Island’s economy is actually very rich. They trade a lot with other kingdoms.

*Bowser: Lol, racist!

Mario: *stutters* No, I’m not being racist… I’m just speaking what I think is the truth… Plus, Yoshi Island has terrible WiFi because of all of the jungles and stuff.

Yoshi: *pulls out map of Yoshi Island* All the red little dots are places with good WiFi signal.

Rosalina: Hmm, the entire map is red. Even the oceans surrounding the island have good signal.

Mario: I have an idea. Since Yoshi Island often trades with other kingdoms, let’s trade WiFi!

Yoshi: But, you no deserve it…

Peach: Mario! First of all, I decide those types of things. I’m the princess. Second, trades need to be fair. Do we have anything that will equal perfect WiFi all over the kingdom? I think not.

Toad: Let’s discuss such matters later-

Peach: We will NOT be discussing such matters!

Toad: Well, we’re getting off the subject… AGAIN.

Donkey Kong: Diddy and I do something similar to Yoshi.

Diddy Kong: We take super HD-

Rosalina: HD?

Donkey Kong: High-definition. Otherwise known as super clear.

Diddy Kong: Anyways, we take super HD photos of bananas and eat them afterwards!

Bowser: The only pictures I take are selfies…

Everyone: *stares at Bowser*

Bowser: … With Peach.

Peach: That’s actually true, I haven’t seen you take photos of anything else.

Bowser: Oh wait, I also take candid pics of Peach.

Peach: *turns red* You… What?

Wario: I take candid pictures of everyone during our conversations! I’ve got some especially funny ones in my phone’s camera roll.

Toad: Oh… Wait, so you take pics of us when you’re pretending to take selfies?

Wario: Yeah… Although you should hear what Waluigi takes pictures of all the time!

Waluigi: Actually, you shouldn’t.

Everyone: Tell us!

Waluigi: Ugh, fine… I take pictures of ads that promote fat-free snacks, dieting, losing weight, etc. But, I also sometimes help Wario in taking candid shots of people.

Birdo: Why do you take candid pics? I bet I look bad in at least half of my candid pics.

Wario: *whispers to Waluigi* That’s an understatement.

Wario/Waluigi: *snicker*

King Boo: Hey! Snickering is MY thing!

Mario: Well, say something about your photography.

King Boo: I don’t take pictures of anything simply because I can’t hold a camera of any kind.

Toadette: I use an app called InstaBooth on my phone! It has hundreds of filters and I use them to take pictures of pretty much anything and everything.

Daisy: Do you also take candid photos?

Toadette: Only if someone deserves it. Here’s one I’m sure you guys recognize. *shows them a photo of a very beaten up Toad and thousands of feet in motion running over him*

Toad: It’s… it’s me when the audience trampled over me at the end of… Toad’s Revenge!

King Boo: You should’ve taken a video!

Everyone except Toad: *laughs*

Pauline: I have a digital camera and I love it nearly as much as I love my job! I take pics of events that I attend.

Mario: I use my mPhone to take pictures of pretty much anything.

Daisy: My fave thing to take pics of is… Nature!

Wario: You mean-

Toadette: Oh no, not that again!

Wario: Chill, I’m just joking.

Luigi: Besides, that happened so many chapters ago.

Koopa: I use an mPhone.

Dry Bones: I use a Shroomsung Galaxy.

Koopa: mPHONES ARE BETTER!!!

Dry Bones: OH, I SEE THE SARCASM!!!

Koopa/Dry Bones: *start bickering*

Everyone: Ok Rosalina, do you take photos?

Rosalina: Yeah! I use this contraption. *shows everyone a normal telescope*

Mario: That’s, umm… That’s a telescope.

Rosalina: But it functions as a camera, too! Here, let me show you. *adjusts camera settings with buttons, switches and dials on side of telescope, aims at the sky, and takes a picture* Here!

Mario: *looks through telescope* Whoa! It really works!

Rosalina: I use this during all my travels! Some photos date back millions of years. *giggles* And I even have a few candid close-up pictures of you guys!

Everyone: What?!

*suddenly, everyone hears a camera noise*

Wario: You should’ve seen your faces! They were priceless!

Hey guys! We're back with a new episode of RWM&F! This chapter was really fun to write. Especially Mario's racist moment lol :D. Anyway, what do you use to take photos (if you do, anyway)? I use my iPad Mini. In fact, most of my iPad's memory is used up by my photos! What do you use? So, please add, vote, comment, and stuff!

k thx bai,

- @awzumnez