Birdo: Omg, we haven't seen Toadette in days! Where could she be?
???: *giggles*
Mario: That strangely sounds like Toadette
Daisy: I actually miss her annoyingness.
Toadette: HI, EVERYONE!
Yoshi: Hi, Toadette!!!
Toadette: Do any of you know where Toad is?
Rosalina: Yes, he's at his happy place.
Toadette: Oh, that's Mushroom Gorge! Thanks, Rosie! *leaves*
Everyone: *glares at Rosalina*
Rosalina: What did I do?
Luigi: Remember when Toad told us not to tell Toadette where he was?
Rosalina: Yes, but I don''t understand why.
Mario: I think he's scared of her or something... Because of the sashimi incident.
Rosalina: Oh... I see. Oops.
Diddy Kong: Where are the others?
Daisy: Koopa Troopa, Dry Bones, Peach, Pauline, Wario, and Waluigi are all trapped in my mansion.
Mario: They're not allowed to join this conversation because they lost The Challenge.
Birdo: Oh right.
Luigi: So, what's our topic for today?
King Boo: I dunno. Toad usually decides that and he's not here.
Bowser: So, I guess this thing is over. I'm leaving. *storms out*
King Boo: Same. *vanishes into thin air*
Donkey Kong: I'm gonna make some banana smoothies. *goes inside Peach's castle*
Diddy: *follows Donkey Kong*
Mario: Okay... So, the rest of us should go and help Toad get away from Toadette.
Everyone: *leaves the area*
*at Mushroom Gorge*
Toadette: Weird, he's not here.
Yoshi: Hallo!
Toadette: Something's fishy around here... HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH TOAD'S DISAPPEARANCE?!
Yoshi: Oh, that is fish and chips! *holds up picnic basket*
???: Is she gone yet?
Yoshi: *to ???* Stay inside! *to Toadette* Excuse me.
Toadette: I'M NOT KIDDING! I WILL FIND TOAD. *hisses and slithers away*
Yoshi: *mouth full* Bai-bai! *spits out Toad when Toadette is gone*
Toad: Ugh, was that necessary?
Yoshi: Be tankful.
Toad: Well, thanks. Don't tell Toadette, but I'm going to Yoshi Valley.
Yoshi: Yay, I'mma come wid you!
*later, at Yoshi Valley*
Toad: Wow guys, thanks for all being here to help me from the angry monster I call my girlfriend!
Mario: No problem, we didn't have anything else to do today.
Daisy: I doubt Toadette will ever look here. Let's just hang around for awhile.
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Randomness With Mario & Friends!
FanfictionCome join Mario and his pals as they chat about...well, like the title says, RANDOM stuff! A collab by @awzumnez and @pinkandpeachy !