Koopa Troopa: Oh, I'm excited!!!
Dry Bones: Yeah! Quality time for us!
Everyone: Bye!
Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: Goodbye, friends!
Rosalina: *teleports them away*
Toad: What's next?
Mario: An 8-Player Smash!
Daisy: *kicks Mario in the stomach*
Mario: HEY! I never said you wouldn't be part of it!
Daisy: *eyes light up* So I can join Smash?
Tonai/Vinai: *give Mario the "I'm watching you" look*
Mario: Ye- Well, not exactly. I signed you up as an intern.
Daisy: Oh boy!!! I'm a Smasher in training!!!
Mario: Actually, you're an intern of the Announcer.
Daisy: YEAH, I CAN COMMENTATE! I CAN SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT PEACH AND ROSALINA! I CAN SCREAM INTO THE MICROPHONE AND DEAFEN YOU ALL!
Everyone: *goes silent*
Peach: *whispers to Mario* I'm saying this with all of the kindness in my heart, but I don't think including Daisy in Smash is a good idea...
Mario: *whispers back* At least now we know why she's never invited.
Announcer: *appears* HeLLOOOO!! WhERRRE is the INNNternn??
Daisy: *stands up excitedly* That would be me!!!
Announcer: HERRRRE is the INNNNternn's uniFORRRMMM!
Daisy: *suddenly wearing a tuxedo with a frilly collar* WHAT?!
Rosalina: Do not worry. You will not have to wear that outfit once you become an actual Smasher-
Peach: WHICH WILL NEVER HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU OFFENDED ME!
Rosalina: That is kind of what I was going to say. *smiles innocently* I am sorry, you are stuck with that outfit.
Daisy: WHO CARES?! Today is the greatest day of my life!! I'm an INTERN!
Mario: Of the Announcer.
Everyone: *suddenly appears in Big Battlefield*
Announcer: WELLLcome to BIG BattleFIELLLD. I am your host, THE ANNOUNNcer, and this is my GUEST, DAIIIsyy.
Daisy: Hello everyone, it's Princess Daisy and I am your resident Announcing Intern!! It's a lovely day here in Big Battlefield, clouds are moderate and the temperature is 26 degrees Celsius, that's 79 in Fahrenheit, by the way. I'm here with the lovely Princess Peach, so Peach, have you got anything to say?? Wait I already know, darling. I'm so excited for the match to begin! It's my first day on the job, and so Yoshi, what's your opinion on me as a INTERN?! Never mind, I know you think I'm fabulous!! How about your opinion on this horrendous uniform-
Luigi: You're sounding a lot like a news reporter, Daisy. Shouldn't you be talking about the match??
Announcer: Here are the CONTESSStants! MArio. VERSUS! LUIgi. Peach. YOshi. BowSER. ROsaLIna and LUma. DOnkey KONG. WArio. 3. 2. 1-
Daisy: BEGIN!!!!!!! BEGIN! BEGIN! BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*two minutes later*
Daisy: The match is finished! The announcer is currently taking a bathroom break, so I will do all of the speaking! YAY!
Rosalina: No.
Daisy: In 8th place is... Peach! So Peachy, what's your opinion on today's match?
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Randomness With Mario & Friends!
FanfictionCome join Mario and his pals as they chat about...well, like the title says, RANDOM stuff! A collab by @awzumnez and @pinkandpeachy !
