Randomness With Mario & Friends!

21. Hipsters

Rosalina: What is a hipster?

King Boo: Something you are.

Rosalina: No! I listened to The Fault In Our Stars soundtrack.

Mario: Oh, so you DO know what a hipster is.

Rosalina: Yes. *smiles* I wanted to trick you all. Haha.

Everyone: *applauds*

Yoshi: Dippin' Dots. Less popular than ice cream. So, hipster food.

Everyone: *applauds again*

Birdo: Mainstream hipsters are cool, but real hipsters are ew. Like, mainstream hipsters are all over Tumblr!

Toad: *eyes turn glittery purple* OH EM JAAYY! *eyes become normal again* Wait, what?

Luigi: Was that who I thought it was?

Birdo: Tumblr.

Toad: *eyes turn glittery purple* Yaahhh!!! *eyes become normal again* What just happened?

Daisy: Hmm, it seems as if your Toadblr self is activated if anyone mentions the word-

Everyone: DON'T SAY IT!

Daisy: TUMBLR!

Toad: Who's Toadblr? *eyes turn glittery purple* CHECK OUT MY TUMBLR, EVERYONE!!! *eyes become normal again* Huh?

Donkey Kong: Are bananas hipster food?

Diddy Kong: Probably not...

Peach: What I like about hipsters is how they are so unique!

Pauline: Yeah, unlike you!

Luigi: Hipsters do stuff like use the really old Polaroid cameras and smoke with old-fashioned pipes!

Pauline: Some hipsters are *bleep*.

Everyone: *gasps*

Pauline: What?! I didn't swear... I swear!

Mario: Pauline, inappropriate language isn't allowed in this book.

Pauline: But, I said "cool", ahem-hem! *notices Peach holding a remote control*

Peach: *grins evilly*

Pauline: *bleeeeeeep* -EEEEEEAAAAAACCCHHH!!!

Toad: Have your cat-fight later, we need to continue talking about hipsters.

Bowser: You know what's hipster?

Everyone: What?

Bowser: Wart.

Mario: Don't get me started on that...

Luigi: *rambles* Between Mario, Bowser, Peach and I, we went through this time-travel thing and Mario died and we thought Bowser did it so we killed him but really it was Wart all along and so I went back in time and I died instead and Peach revived me with a 1-Up from King Boo and now none of us are dead but Wart.

Everyone: *awkward silence*

Wart: *suddenly appears* Hello! I'm back from my vacation in DeathWorld.

Everyone: *screams*

Luigi: *rambling again* Oh yeah and Birdo was Wart's sidekick at the time and all the Toads and Yoshis were really violent in battle I mean you should've seen them it was blood and gore everywhere.

Toadette: STOP RAMBLING! SOMEONE IS BACK FROM THE DEAD! WE SHOULD BE PANICKING!!!

Koopa Troopa: Let's flee the town and take a vacation!

Dry Bones: No! We should flee the PLANET!

Koopa Troopa: No way! We might get lost and die!

Dry Bones: Well, why would we take a HAPPY vacation if a villain has come back from DeathWorld?!

Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: *start bickering*

Mario: Whatever! Let's just flee this place!

Everyone: *runs away*

Wart: Why has everyone left? I just wanted to say hello.

Wario: I dunno, man. Wanna listen to the Frozen OST?

Wart: I have no idea what that is, but sure.

Waluigi: And here are some healthy stuff for us to eat. *brings out fruits and vegetables*

Wart: Thanks. You two are nicer than the so-called good guys.

Sorry for the long-ish wait! Ik this is a short chapter but I was busy last weekend and I was only able to work on it yesterday! Today I'm gonna write chapters for my other books. Plus this chapter is short bc the conversation had to stop early. WILL WART RETURN IN THE NEXT CHAPTERS? Only if you want him to. Tell us in the comments whether you want Wart to return in the next few chapters or not. And if we don't get any comments about that matter... I guess we'll decide. I put a pic of Wart in the multimedia. In my opinion he doesn't really look scary. Btw the Wart thing that Luigi was rambling about is a 4-part story on YouTube! It's called Rise Of The Mushroom Kingdom. You should watch it! Anyways pls add, comment, vote, etc. Thanks!

- pinkandpeachy