Toad: There isn’t a discussion topic for today.
Peach: Instead, we’re going on a field trip!
King Boo: That’s ridiculous. We’re not students.
Peach: Your statement is true… I don’t know why I said that… Anyways, we’re going to a pet shop!
Bowser: HOW CHILDISH!
Toadette: *eyes light up* Littlest Pet Shop???
Birdo: That’s so ew.
Bowser: HOW OLD ARE YOU??? EVEN JUNIOR HATES THOSE TOYS AND HE’S SEVEN!
Everyone: *facepalms*
Luigi: That’s because… He’s a boy…
Toad: Anyways, let’s get going!
Daisy: Which pet shop are we going to?
Peach: The giant one at Lucky Bell Plaza.
Waluigi: Let’s jog there! I’m sure it’s a terrameter away and that would be good exercise for me!
Rosalina: Actually, the pet shop is only two kilometers away…
Waluigi: Whatever, let’s exercise!
Wario: Can’t we teleport or something…?
Mario: *sighs* Those who want to go there on foot can do so and those who are lazy can teleport with Rosalina… Or hop on Yoshi’s back. But, I’m already doing the Yoshi option so no one else can.
Yoshi: Oh no… Mario fat and heavy.
Mario: What did you say?
Yoshi: *smiles* Mario fat and heavy! *runs to the pet shop, using a Dash Pepper before Mario can reply*
Peach: Poor Yoshi… He doesn’t know what he got himself into.
Rosalina: Well… Who is teleporting with me?
Wario: Me!
Birdo: Moi.
Pauline: Ahem-hem. I will.
King Boo: I can go alone.
Peach: I shall, hun. My gown is inappropriate for running.
Bowser: OF COURSE, I CAN JUST KIDNAP YOU AND TAKE YOU THERE.
Peach: Hun, stop talking in all caps!!! It doesn’t help that you’re also talking into my ear. And remember what you promised me?
Bowser: I ONLY REMEMBER IMPORTANT THINGS.
Peach: Well, this is important! You promised not to kidnap me during the chapters of this book.
Bowser: WHATEVER, I’M LEAVING NOW. *spins away in his shell*
Toad: Phew, now we can get back on the subject. Is anyone else teleporting? I’m not.
Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: I am.
Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: WHAT?
Toadette: *holds back tears* I never thought I’d see the day…
Everyone: Koopa and Bones agreed on something!
Koopa Troopa: Guys, this isn’t the first time. Besides, I don’t want anyone to step on me.
Dry Bones: Same here.
Mario: It seems that you two have learned from The Challenge.
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