Randomness With Mario & Friends!

28. Japanese Food

Mario: Mamma mia! Japanese food is amazing and addicting... But, it doesn't beat Italian!

Luigi: I agree. But, I like sashimi!

Birdo: You mean the raw fish? ... EW.

Peach: Birdo, it's not nice to say that about food!

Toad: Yeah and I love sashimi!

Toadette: *gasps* You love sashimi more than me?!

Toad: No, I never said that!

Toadette: I can't believe you!!! *sobs* I thought you loved me!

Toad: I never even mentioned you at all...

Toadette: So, you forgot about me.

Toad: UGH. I give up.

Toadette: *storms away*

Mario: Well then...

Daisy: My favorite Japanese food is RAMEN!!!

Yoshi: Me like all Japaneeze food. Rah-men and toree-katsoo and terry-aki.

Rosalina: I enjoy eating tempura.

Bowser: JAPANESE FOOD? BWAHAHA, I PREFER GRILLED GOOMBA.

Mario: That's good, too!

Mario/Bowser: *high-five*

Daisy: This isn't an alternate universe chapter...

Peach: And Bowser hun, you don't have to say the whole thing in all caps.

Goomba: *suddenly appears* Don't tell me you guys forgot about the visit I paid you recently.

Mario: You never said anything about Grilled Goomba.

Bowser: YEAH! AND GET OUTTA HERE!

Peach: Hun, please turn off your caps lock.

Mario: *stomps Goomba*

Daisy: NOOOOO!!! HE WAS AN INNOCENT CREATURE!!!

Peach: *sighs* Daisy, not you too!

Toad: Settle down, everyone! We're getting off-topic for the millionth time.

Koopa Troopa: I love Japanese food!

Dry Bones: I hate Japanese food!

Koopa Troopa: What?! How could you? Japanese food is AMAZING!

Dry Bones: Not!

Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: *start bickering*

King Boo: I have to agree with Bones... Only because I can't eat anything.

Toad: So, you have the same opinion about all kinds of food?

King Boo: Yup, pretty much.

Wario: I like Japanese food because it's FATTENING.

Waluigi: I like Japanese food because it's NOT FATTENING.

Wario: It's fattening!

Waluigi: It isn't!

Wario/Waluigi: *start bickering*

Pauline: I favor gyoza because it's so sophisticated.

Peach: It's not sophisticated.

Pauline: Of course it is. *laughs* And I thought you'd know what sophisticated food is.

Peach: I do! And you don't!

Peach/Pauline: *start bickering*

Luigi: Seriously? Three arguments in one chapter? You guys are ridiculous.

Daisy: Yes! New argument record!

Donkey Kong: Japanese food barely involve bananas.

Diddy Kong: So, we barely like it.

Mario: *mutters to himself* What a lousy reason.

Toad: Oh! I have a great idea!

Everyone: What?

Toad: Let's name as much Japanese food as we can in one minute! Starting now!

Mario: Miso soup.

Luigi: Sashimi and sushi!

Peach: Soba and udon.

Daisy: Oden, sukiyaki, and nikujaga.

Koopa Troopa: Ramen!

Donkey Kong: Gyoza.

Waluigi: O-hitashi!

Wario: Mochi!!!

Rosalina: Okinomiyaki.

Birdo: Tonkatsu!

Yoshi: Goma-ae and shira-ae!

Toad: Okay, time's up! And we thought of... Sixteen Japanese dishes?

Mario: That's somewhat disappointing. I thought we knew more.

Peach: At least Japanese food is delicious!

Dry Bones: Nah.

Koopa Troopa: YOU... I'M NOT DONE BICKERING WITH YOU.

Dry Bones: You just don't wanna admit that I'm right.

Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: *continue bickering*

Wario: And Waluigi, I assure you that whatever told you that Jaanese food was healthy is LYING!

Waluigi: You're suh a bad liar.

Wario/Waluigi: *continue bickering*

Peach: Pauline, you are NOT sophisticated at all. You're a toymaker, for goodness sake!

Pauline: Yes, I AM sophisticated! Just because I'm not royalty doesn't mean I'm an uncivilized freak!

Peach/Pauline: *continue bickering*

Mario: Yikes! Is bickering our favorite thing to do?

Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones/Wario/Waluigi/Peach/Pauline: YES.

Toad: And to make matters worse, we're getting off-topic again!!! People, please try to be relevant to the main subject.

Peach: Well... I shall treat us all to Japanese dinner tonight.

Japanese food lovers: *cheer*

Japanese food haters: *leave*

*meanwhile, somewhere unknown*

Toadette: I can't believe Toad chose stinky raw fish over me...

Hey guys! Japanese food is awesome and it's one of our family's favorites. I wonder what will happen to Toadette? Oh well. I guess you guys will find out next time! So please add vote and comment, and see you next time!

k thx bai,

- @awzumnez