Randomness With Mario & Friends!

4. Truth Or Dare

Rosalina: What is this earthly creation?

Toad: It's a game where you choose if you want to tell the truth about something or if you want to be dared. If you pick truth, you'll be asked a question and you MUST answer it honestly. If you pick dare, you'll be told to do something and you MUST do it.

Rosalina: Oh... I don't understand.

Peach: Just do what we do!

Toadette: I'll start. Daisy, truth or dare?

Daisy: Dare!

Toadette: Pick someone in this room to imitate and don't tell us who!

Daisy: Ok. *looks around* Bowser, please don't kidnap me!

Peach: You're imitating me...?

Daisy: Yes, hun.

Toad: Good choice!

Daisy: Yoshi, hun, truth or dare?

Yoshi: ... Truth?

Daisy: And would you like some tea with your truth... Hun?

Yoshi: Yes, please.

Daisy: *to Toad* Please get Yoshi some tea.

Toad: No. You're not Peach.

Daisy: *sighs* Fine, then. Yoshi, hun, name 6 foods you don't like- er, I mean dislike.

Peach: *mutters* I do NOT say "hun" that much. *realizes that princesses are not supposed to interrupt people* Oh, sorry! Now, go on, hun.

Yoshi: Meatballs. Yoshi no like meatballs. Key. Yoshi no swallow key. Spiny. Yoshi no bother little Spiny. And... I dunno what else.

Daisy: Ok, hun. Go ask the next person.

Yoshi: Toad! Truth or dare?

Toad: Dare! I ain't a scaredy-cat.

Yoshi: Umm... I dare you to... To change your name to something funny for the day!

Toad: Hmm...

Adot: How about this?

Everyone: Good!

Adot: Rosalina, truth or dare?

Rosalina: I'll choose truth.

Adot: ... Oh yeah! This is something I've been wondering for awhile. How old are you?

Rosalina: You wouldn't want to know...

Everyone: We DO want to know!

Rosalina: Well, I'm actually several millennia old. I actually lost track 180 years ago, give or take.

Everyone: *stares at Rosalina in shock*

Rosalina: ... What did you expect? Considering I visit this planet every century...

Everyone: *still stares at Rosalina in shock*

Rosalina: *after a long awkward silence* Donkey Kong, truth or dare?

Donkey Kong: Dare, of course!

Rosalina: Go without bananas for the rest of the day!

Donkey Kong: Whaaat?!

Rosalina: It's a dare, right?

Donkey Kong: *sighs* Alright. *gives his banana bunch to Diddy Kong*

Diddy Kong: YUMMEH!!!

Donkey Kong: Hmph. Pauline, truth or dare?

Pauline: Truth.

Donkey Kong: If you were someone for a day, who would you be?

Pauline: Peach. Because she's a princess AND she has Mario.

Peach: *beams* Aww, thank you!

Pauline: *mutters* Whatever, you spoiled brat.

Peach: What did you say?

Pauline: WHATEVER, YOU SPOILED BRAT!

Peach: *gasps* You're just jealous!

Pauline: *bleep*

Everyone: *gapes at Pauline*

Pauline: What the...? I didn't even *bleep*!

Everyone: *keeps gaping at Pauline*

Pauline: *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleeeeep*

Everyone: *keeps gaping at Pauline*

Pauline: *looks around the area frantically and notices Peach grinning evilly with a remote control in her hand* PEEAAACH!!! *starts jumping around and pointing at Peach*

Peach: *starts laughing in a very not-princess-like manner* You witch! If you were me, Mario wouldn't love you! He will never love you whatsoever!

Pauline: Oh, please! He loves you because he feels bad that you're so hideous, inside and out!

Peach: You're the worst liar ever.

Mario: Ladies, please-

Peach/Pauline: *start bickering*

Koopa: Gosh, they're worse than Dry Bones and I.

Dry Bones: Tell me about it!

Adot: Uhh, you know what'll happen next, right?

Everyone: No...?

Adot: You'll find out soon. I bet Peach and Pauline know.

Peach/Pauline: *to each other* I HATE YOU!!!

How was that for a game of Truth or Dare? It was REALLY fun writing this chapter. Please add, vote, and comment. Thanks! Also, the next chapter takes place on the same day as this one. And now for a Marvel-style after credits line:

ADOT WILL RETURN IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.

Bye!

-awzumnez