Randomness With Mario & Friends!

39. Fitness (Alternate Universe Edition)

Daisy: TOAD!

Toad: What?

Daisy: Why did you choose this topic?! I HATE THIS TOPIC AND YOU KNOW THAT!

Toad: ... I do? Oh, well sorry! But at least you can freely express your opinion about fitness right...?

Daisy: I ALREADY EXPRESSED MY OPINION!

Toad: Okay, okay, chill.

Toadette: Stop it, both of you! You two are going off the topic.

Toad: Honestly, I don't care. I mean, I guess fitness isn't necessarily a bad topic but I'm totally game with gradually heading to a different topic.

Toadette: NO. We will STAY on this topic or else!

Toad: And what will you do if we don't stay on the topic? Try pathetically to make your eyes reptilian?

Toad/Toadette: *start bickering*

Koopa Troopa: Oh my. Glad I don't get into bickering sessions that much.

Dry Bones: I know right?

Wario: Why is everyone so desperate to change the topic anyway? I love exercising! It's what I live for!

Waluigi: Being fit is pointless. You all try to hard to fit in. OH! Get it? FIT IN? HARHARHAR!

Mario: Mamma mia...

Luigi: *facepalms* Waluigi and his bad puns.

Rosalina: I used to be the healthiest woman on the planet... And then, I became old.

Yoshi: I absolutely despise the active lifestyle because it causes the appetites of many to increase in size. I loathe food consumption.

Birdo: I don't know what you just said, but exercising is actually fun. I should know because I've gotten so much of it lately.

Donkey Kong: I don't like exercising. It's so boring.

Diddy Kong: I know right? And it doesn't help that exercising is often associated with eating healthy foods like bananas. *shudders*

Pauline: I like being lazy rather than being active. That's kinda why I slack off so much in running my business.

Peach: I know right? Exercise is for try-hards. And I don't enjoy all of those Olympic Games that I'm invited to.

Bowser: Exercise isn't for try-hards. I know because I LOVE exercising! The outcome is very satisfying. *flexes biceps*

King Boo: I also enjoy exercising. Goodbye, round overweight body!

Dry Bones: Koopa and I have spoken and he is allowing me to reveal his biggest secret.

Everyone: What is it?

Dry Bones: He dances Zumba!

Koopa Troopa: Yes, I do and I'm proud!

Mario: There's nothing wrong with dancing Zumba. Luigi and I do it, too!

Luigi: What else are we supposed to do with the background music?

Peach: Background music, ahem-hem?

Luigi: On all of practically all of our adventures, we hear background music which no one knows the source of.

Yoshi: Pardon me, but don't you mean foreground music?

Mario: Oh yeah, FOREGROUND music.

Luigi: Sometimes, Mario and I just take breaks on our adventures to dance.

Koopa Troopa: Dancing is fun!

Wario: Exercising is fun!

King Boo: EVERYTHING is fun!

Toadette: Ugh, what is it with you all and going off-topic so often?

Toad: Calm down, Dettie. The most boring conversations are the ones where everyone stays on-topic.

Toadette: Hmph, that's what YOU think.

Mario: I'm so pumped for our next Mario Party!

Bowser: Really? I'm dreading it because I'll have to be with all of you.

Toadette: And how is the upcoming Mario Party relevant to our current topic?

Toad: We will get exercise, DUH.

Luigi: Yeah, we'll be getting SO MUCH exercise from being in a car all day.

Waluigi: *facepalms* Luigi and his constant sarcasm.

Yoshi: According to some research I did two blue moons ago, sarcasm is healthy for the brain. It is quite a shame that some individuals do not show many sarcastic traits.

Waluigi: What are you implying?

Yoshi: Find out by doing some research on the next blue moon.

Toadette: Umm, guys...? Can we PLEASE stay on the topic?

Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong: WE HATE BANANAS.

Toadette: ... I give up.

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