Randomness With Mario & Friends!

51. Bucket List Novelties

Luigi: Peach! It must be a joy to wear these clothes everyday! *twirls around in Peach's gown*

Rosalina: Wow. I didn't know such a rich violet color would possibly look good on me. *stares at herself in a mirror, wearing Waluigi's outfit*

Mario: LeT iT gO, lEt It Go... oh, wait, this is Rosalina's dress? Ah, my bad. *wearing Rosalina's gown*

Peach: Mario! This shade of red is HORRID! Absolutely HORRID! *wearing Mario's outfit* This outfit is also too small.

Waluigi: This dress is beautiful, I must admit. It flatters my complexion very much. *wearing Daisy's gown*

Daisy: ... At least it's yellow. But, it's awfully loose. *wearing Wario's outfit*

Wario: Wow, Pauline. Didn't know you liked crop tops. Plus, now I don't have any pants to go with this shirt. *wearing Pauline's dress*

Pauline: Well, I suppose this fits me well compared to how the others are doing with their new outfits. *wearing Luigi's outfit*

Toad: Okay everyone, ready to show everyone else your fabulous attire?

Everyone else: *walks into the room*

Yoshi: Luigi is pritty.

Toadette: I agree! Luigi, you look better in Peach's outfit than your own! ... It suits you more.

Luigi: I know right!!! Did you hear that, Peach?

Peach: Braggart! Hmph. *crosses arms*

Birdo: I'm so glad that I'm not a human.

Toad: So, I'm assuming you all think Luigi looks the best.

Everyone: Yeah!

Toad: Let's move on to the next thing in our bucket list- a shopping spree! Mario, Luigi, please do the honors of providing everyone with equal amounts of money.

Mario: I'm on it!

Luigi: Here are the Gold Mushrooms.

*money rains down from the sky*

Toad: And I guess I have to do the job of collecting all the money AND distributing it evenly. *sighs exasperatedly*

*two hours later*

Toad: Okay, everyone has 9,900 coins each... That's equal to 99 lives!

Birdo: *snatches a coin from Peach*

Toad: Umm... Everyone has 9,900 coins each, except for Birdo who has 9,901 and Peach, who has 9,899.

Peach: How embarrassing.

Toad: Anyways, let's head to the mall of all malls- Coconut Mall!

Rosalina: *teleports everyone there*

Toad: All of you! Welcome to Coconut Mall, the place where your shopping sprees will occur. Go in groups, go alone, go wherever you want! Buy whatever you want with whatever money you have! And go here when you're done. RUN WIIILD!!!

Everyone: *cheers and part ways*

*twelve hours later*

King Boo: Umm. WAKE UP, PEOPLE!

Toad: *jumps up* Whoa, why was I asleep?

Toadette: Don't ask me, I just got tired of waiting for the ones who took so long to do their shopping.

Daisy: It's 2 a.m. Peach, Rosalina, and I had to convince the security to let us stay here past the mall closing hours... Because SOME people take forever to spend 9,900 coins.