8. Fan Mail (Bonus Chapter 1)

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Shoutout to @Nintyler for giving us this great idea!

 

Written by @awzumnez:

 

Dear Bowser,

OHMAGERSH, U R SOOOO HUNK-AY! I LURRRV YA! EVEN IF U KEEP CHEATIN ON ME W/ PEACH! THAT ^$^&*##&^#&$$@!!%^(%^$ IS SOOOO R##@%&%^(&())&*$%#@^%*(&&*()*( THAT IT'S LIKE *&(^_($@@#$#^785&)^%#&%#^&*(!!! ANYWAY, STAY SWEET N STAY KOOPAEY! ILYSM!!!

- Your #%$#^Y#%^(&$())(%$%$@$%^ Admirer

PS, ILYSM IS, LIKE, MAH NEW FAVE SCIENZZZ, LIKE TOATSSSSS!!! @!!$&%%)^&(*(_)^$@!%&$^%$^&(

PPS, I DO NOT $%^^!&I*()*#@&*(& CARE IF YOU #@$(*(&^&%#^$&%^*^%$@#$%^I%$%^&*&#% THIS LETTER TO THE SPAM BOX!!!

 

 

Dear everyone,

Congrats on your many contests, hosted by Toad (and sometimes others). Though it may be started because of two people fighting, you always know how to make an audience amused! :)

- The MNN (Mushroom News Network) Team

 

 

Dear Yoshi,

You're so awesome! Keep making me laugh, ok? Enclosed in this package are 18 tickets for a trip to Sea Slide Galaxy! There, you and your friends can relax, eat, and swim all day in your resort cabana. Enjoy! :DDD

- Frank W, 11

PS, the cabana you're gonna rent will be by the tower!

 

 

Dear Peach,

You are my role model! Thank you for being an amazing leader to your people and also a super fun girl! I think you ROCK!

- Callie C, 10

 

 

Written by @prettypinkpuppy:

 

 

Dear Mario and Co,

You have attracted the attention of many citizens, such as myself. I have a challenge for you. On fanshroom.com, there is a fan club for those who like RMW&F. As of December 8, there are 312 members. If there are 800 members by December 31, I will send each of you a coupon to eat all you can at WWC (Worldwide Cuisines) TWICE for free. Good luck and keep making us laugh!

- Steven S, founder of WWC

 

 

Dear Koopa and Dry Bones,

You two are always making me laugh with your arguments! Continue to hate each other, ok? I like it that way.

- Katie C, 13

 

 

Dear Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong,

When I think of banana lovers you two and the rest of the Kong family are the first people that come into my mind. I recently won 286 357 914 bananas from a banana lottery. My friend forced me to join. I kinda don't like bananas, so I'll send these bananas to you, so you can share it with your family. And you HAVE to share, ok? Or else I'm just gonna give these bananas to the less fortunate.

- Jason L, 11

 

 

Deer Rosalina,

You are so kewl! I luv your majicul powerz! Wen I gro up, I wanna be just lyk you! 

- Allison (Allie) M, 4

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