Randomness With Mario & Friends!

32. Bowser's Problem

Bowser: NO, NO, NONONONONONO!

Everyone: What?

Bowser: IT’S PEACH’S PROBLEM, NOT MINE! CHANGE THE TITLE!

Peach: What makes you say that? You’re the person who refuses to turn off his caps lock, hun.

Bowser: YOU’RE THE PERSON THAT HAS A PROBLEM WITH MY CAPS LOCK BEING ON!

Toad: Well, that’s true… But, I won’t change the title anymore.

Bowser: WHY?!

Toad: Because everyone’s getting annoyed with your louder-than-usual voice, not just Peach!

Bowser: THEN, CHANGE THE TITLE TO “EVERYONE’S PROBLEM”!

Toad: It’s too late now.

Bowser: GRAAAH, I HATE YOU ALL! *attempts to flee the area*

Rosalina: I have put a force field on Peach’s castle, therefore you cannot leave until your problem is resolved.

Bowser: BUT, IT ISN’T EVEN MY PROBLEM! *looks around* ANYWAYS, WHERE’S EVERYONE ELSE?

Toadette: Only the most patient people were willing to be a part of this chapter.

Yoshi: I were bribed wid food.

Bowser: OKAY THEN, LET’S GET WHATEVER THIS IS OVER WITH.

Peach/Rosalina/Toad/Toadette/Yoshi: *huddle*

Toad: You know… I don’t think we’ve actually thought about how to make Bowser stop speaking in uppercase letters.

Toadette: Oh! I have an idea! *goes to Bowser* Starting now, you have to say whatever I say and copy my tone of voice.

Bowser: *falsetto* STARTING NOW, YOU HAVE TO SAY WHATEVER I SAY AND COPY MY TONE OF VOICE.

Toadette: HI, I’M BOWSER.

Bowser: HI, I’M BOWSER.

Toad: *whispers* Thank goodness Daisy isn’t here.

Toadette: I’M PROUD OF MY EXTREMELY LOUD VOICE.

Bowser: I’M PROUD OF MY EXTREMELY LOUD VOICE.

Toadette: BUT IF I KEEP MAKING MY VOICE SO LOUD, I MIGHT GET A SORE THROAT.

Bowser: BUT IF I KEEP MAKING MY VOICE SO LOUD, I MIGHT GET A SORE THROAT.

Toadette: *says softly* So, I will be quieter from now on.

Bowser: … SO, I WILL NOT BE QUIETER FROM NOW ON.

Toadette: *bursts into tears* No!!! You were so close! Wahhhh!!!

Bowser: DO I REALLY HAVE TO DO THAT?

Peach: No, hun.

Rosalina: Okay, so do we have any other ideas?

Yoshi: *runs into the castle*

Toad: Apparently, he does.

Yoshi: *returns outside with a bowl of unknown fruits and heads to Bowser* Eat dees.

Bowser: FINE. *takes a fruit and tosses it into his mouth*

Yoshi: *whispers to the others* I gave him quiet froot.

Bowser: *mouths unknown words*

Yoshi: Yay! We did it! Bowser izent lowd anymor!

Rosalina: Yes, but…

Everyone: What?

Rosalina: He still has to be able to talk, you know.

Yoshi: Oh. No problem, I give him caramel joos! *caramel juice suddenly appears in Yoshi’s hand*

Peach: Caramel juice? Since when did that exist?

Toadette: Probably since “quiet fruit” existed.

Bowser: *drinks caramel juice* AHH, THAT’S BETTER.

Toad: Okay, we need another idea.

Rosalina: *puts a spell on Bowser*

Bowser: *voice is quieter* THAT MADE NO DIFFERENCE.

Rosalina: Oh, I see…

Peach: The spell made Bowser’s voice quieter, but he’s still yelling. That’s not what we want.

Rosalina: *removes spell*

Toad: None of our ideas have worked so far… Do you have an idea, Peach?

Peach: Not at the moment, hun.

Toad: So, I guess I’ll think of one.

*ten-minute-long silence*

Bowser: SO… CAN I LEAVE NOW?

Toad: No. But, you can leave when you stop talking in all caps.

Bowser: THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

Toad: *smiles smugly* Then, you’ll never be able to leave.

Bowser: YOU’RE SO ANNOYING.

Toad: You are, too.

Bowser/Toad: *start bickering*

Toadette: Looks like there’s a new bickering pair now.

*an hour later*

Bowser/Toad: *still bickering*

Peach: *even louder than Bowser* BE QUIET!!!

Bowser/Toad: *shut up*

Yoshi: *whispers* Me never know Princess could be so lowd.

Rosalina: None of us knew.

Peach: Bowser, you remember that promise you made to me about not kidnapping me when we’re doing stuff in this book?

Bowser: YEAH, WHY?

Peach: You can break that promise if you turn off your caps lock for the rest of the book, unless it’s absolutely necessary.

Bowser: Okay, it’s off!

Toadette: Wow Peach, you made that seem so easy.

Peach: It actually wasn’t… I spent a whole hour self-debating about whether I should let him break the promise.

Bowser: And now, I can kidnap you! *grabs Peach and runs away*

Everyone: *groans*

Toad: The randomness just never ends…

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