Randomness With Mario & Friends!

48. Mnndweeemneme

Peach: I have invited two kind individuals, both of which are new to the racing world. Let's make Isabelle and Villager feel welcome!

Villager: *sings without voice*

Isabelle: Mcemvmnn!

Everyone: ... What?

Peach: She said hi.

Dry Bowser: And guess who else is here!

Peach: Dry Bowser, you were never invited to attend this meeting.

Dry Bowser: Yes I was!

Bowser: I invited him, of course!

Isabelle: Veovieicbwob. Obebodwbqodoabdqob. Mmgrvngne.

Dry Bowser: Isabelle's right! I'm also racing with you guys from now on, so I have a right to be here!

Peach: Fine. But hun, today is the LAST day you will ever set foot in my property.

Dry Bowser: K, Princess... While we're at it, can you invite Pink Gold Peach to come here?

Peach: Absolutely not. We have too much supporting characters as it is.

Isabelle: Wnwnwmwnnnednbecnwc.

Mario: Well, what is your favorite season to race there? I personally like racing there during the winter.

Isabelle: Skfieod!

Villager: *gestures to the sun*

Yoshi: I like awtumn.

Luigi: My personal favorite addition to the MK8 Facilities is F-Zero's Big Blue!

Captain Falcon: FALCON APPEAR!

Peach: Are you here to beg to join MK8?

Captain Falcon: FALCON COMPLAIN!

Daisy: At least there's an amiibo racing suit based off of you.

Captain Falcon: FALCON FLY! *flies out of existence*

Rosalina: What a shame. I was supposed to have a SSB match with him tomorrow.

Mario: Where do you think he went?

Rosalina: I suspect he has joined Wii Fit Trainer in a plane of ethereality.

Everyone: ... What?

Peach: It's just an inside joke that all of the Smash ladies share.

Daisy: *turns purple in anger*

Toad: OKAYYY, let's get back on topic now.

Daisy: *whispers* I'll get you next time...

Toadette: My favorite new track is Ribbon Road!

Toad: Oh, THAT track! It always takes me back to my childhood.

Mario: But that track is basically a gigantic war between Lumas, Koopas, and cats! Look at the castles you drive through.

Yoshi: Very kute. I like Yarn Yoshi toyz.

Koopa Troopa: I really like Wild Woods! It kinda reminds me of my old Wii track, Koopa Cape.

Donkey Kong: I'm sure Dry Bones would tell you that Grumble Volcano is better.

Dry Bowser: I agree!

Koopa Troopa: You're lucky you aren't Bones...

Wario: I favor Cheese Land! I'm tempted to just sprinkle garlic all over the place.

Waluigi: I'll have you know that though cheese is healthy, too much is not.

Wario: Fortunately I'm not in the mood to bicker today...

Toad: Good. No bicker sessions so far.

Bowser: I love Neo Bowser City!!!

Dry Bowser: Me too! I hope the authorities make Neo Dry Bowser City soon!

Bowser: No.

Dry Bowser: ... Why not, friend?

Bowser: 'Cause if they make Neo Dry Bowser City you would be copying me.

Dry Bowser: So?

Bowser: Look, do you want to break our friendship contract or not?

Dry Bowser: Fine... I'll drop the idea.

Peach: I like Super Bell Subway, but there's one thing I find annoying about it.

Everyone: What?

Peach: It's Cat Peach's favorite track, so I usually see her when I race there.

Daisy: Oh, I remember that one time we were racing there. After the race, Cat Peach just went up to us and was like, "Give me salmon and a head rub!".

Peach: I remember that too, hun. And right after she said that, you just got a bucket of water out of nowhere and dumped it on her.

Daisy: Good times.

Toad: What do you think about Baby Park?

Rosalina: The track with seven laps? I have never raced on any other track with such a number of laps.

Isabelle: Nmfneffneeneebbbnm.

Villager: *dances a little*

Dry Bowser: That's true. It's kinda cool how the music speeds up as you complete more and more laps.

Isabelle: Mfrgmrmgrgrmdddm. Nndnwenemfmfem. Mndnfmdfsfndfmdweee.

Peach: Oh... *to everyone else* Isabelle and Villager have to leave soon because they have to continue handling their town.

Dry Bowser: Are you really allowing them to leave? I hope you realize that Isabelle is very unhealthy- she barely sleeps an hour a day!

Peach: ... Why?

Dry Bowser: She's always busy, I guess.

Peach: Fine. Isabelle, Villager, don't leave yet.

Isabelle: Msndnwesdsd!!!

Peach: *sighs* Oh well then. Goodbye, it was nice getting to know you better.

Everyone: *says bye*

Isabelle: Mmnnee!

Villager: *waves at everyone*

Isabelle/Villager: *leave*

Peach: Dry Bowser hun, it's time for you to leave as well.

Dry Bowser: What?! Why?

Peach: Because you were not even welcome here to begin with. You should already be grateful that I let you stay.

Dry Bowser: Hmph, fine. But I assure you, I'm coming back here... And Pink Gold Peach is, too! *leaves*

Toadette: Hey, when will the randomness sessions en-

Toad: *covers Toadette's mouth with his hand* YOU MUST NOT SPEAK OF THAT YET.

Daisy: If you ruin the surprise for everyone, I will decapitate you. Then I will get someone to cook the two halves of your corpse and I'll eat them-

Mario: DAISY! This book is rated G!

Toad: In a way, it's amusing how no one freaks out about breaking the fourth wall anymore...

Isabelle: Mamdjnedmfefedwfmbnnffenmnmmmnnnnedfefedfccbengfmfmged.

I hope you understand why this chapter's title is what it is... By the way, we won't be updating this book for a few weeks since both of us have to begin studying for our semester exams. Sorry! But what do you all think about the new MK8 DLC? We love it! Tell us your opinions about it in the comments. We put an image of the DLC's contents in the multimedia. Anyways please add, comment, vote, etc. Thanks!

- @pinkandpeachy