Dry Bowser: Hey, Bones! Haven't seen you in forever!
Dry Bones Yeah!
Dry Bowser: So, why am I here again?
Diddy Kong: Koopa Troopa and Dry Bones are having a talk show-
Dry Bowser: What? Those two TOGETHER? *turns to Dry Bones* You never told me you and Koopa are friends now!
Dry Bones: We're not...
Koopa Troopa: Me? Friends with this moron? Never gonna happen.
Dry Bones: Hey, I agree with you! But, YOU'RE the moron here.
Diddy Kong: Well anyways, you are the special guest for this episode.
Dry Bowser: There will be multiple episodes?
Diddy Kong: That depends on how this one goes.
Dry Bowser: Well, what should I do? I've never been on a talk show before.
Toadette: Just take a seat at the picnic table over there.
Dry Bowser: Okay.
Toadette: Donkey Kong, prepare your phone. Koopa Troopa, Dry Bones, go to the picnic table too.
Dry Bowser: So? What should I do now?
Pauline: Just act natural, ahem-hem. But, wait for now while we set up.
Dry Bowser: What? Who are you?
Pauline: Someone who's ultimately more fabulous than Peach.
Dry Bowser: Peach? Oh, she's annoying.
Pauline: YES, someone agrees with me!
Birdo: Umm, Donkey Kong? Where's your camera?
Donkey Kong: *eating bananas*
Birdo: DK!!! Get ready! Save your bananas for later.
Donkey Kong: Can't you just use another camera? I'm kinda occupied right now.
Birdo: Ugh, fine! Wario, you have a camera, right?
Wario: Yeah.
Birdo: Can you take a video of this thing?
Wario: Nah.
Birdo: Come on!!! Waluigi, are you willing to take a video?
Waluigi: Why don't you take the video yourself?
Birdo: OMG! *snatches Waluigi's phone right out of his hands* I will!!!
Dry Bowser: *whispers to Dry Bones* Does she always get this stressed out?
Dry Bones: No, she only gets like this when she feels like she is forced to be in charge.
Koopa Troopa: I'm going to speak first, right?
Dry Bones: No, I will! I should be the one to introduce our guest, since you barely know him!
Koopa Troopa: NOT true!
Dry Bones: Really? Then, what's his-
Toadette: SHUT UP!!!
Birdo: The video is starting in 3... 2... 1...
Koopa Troopa/Dry Bones: Good afternoon! Welcome to the...
Koopa Troopa: Super Koop show!
Dry Bones: Super Bones show!
Diddy Kong: *facepalms*
Toadette: Oh no, not those names again...
Donkey Kong: *absentmindedly eating a banana*
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