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Shipping 2

Hey guys!! Did you guys hear the 3 new unreleased Rainbow Rocks songs!? My favorite is "Life is a Runway".  Thanks for 65.8k views. Three days until the Season 5 premiere!!! AHHHH! Here is the shipping chapter almost all of you waiting for. PLEASE ASK!!

Twilight: And those are the reasons why Rainbow Dash is wrong summed up in a five paragraph essay.

Rainbow Dash: Summed up? It took you 30 minutes to recite it.

Applejack: She can't help it.

Twilight: Well anatidaephobia is the fear that a duck is watching you somewhere, not duckphobia.

Rainbow Dash: Well why did they have to make it so complicated?

Twilight: I'm not sure, I'm not the pony who made up the word.

Fluttershy: Am I the only one who noticed that the lights turned off?

Applejack: Here. let me check out what the problem is. *tries to walk* Welp, looks like I'm suck like caramel on an apple.

Rarity: I think this might be another game of Ship it Or Kick it.

Diamond Tiara: Right you are Miss Rarity.

Silver spoon: Welcome everypony, to our 3rd annual, Ship it-

Diamond Tiara: Or kick.

Audience: *cheers*

Diamond Tiara: We're your host, Diamond Tiara-

Silver Spoon: And Silver Spoon.

Mane 6: *groan*

Diamond Tiara: I think we all know the rules. We ask you a shipping and if you don't give an answer we like-

Silver Spoon: We get to pour something on your head! Here's a good question to start of to from spotop14.

Diamond Tiara: Are you guys excited for shipping.

Twilight: Not particularly

Applejack: No. Not at all.

Rainbow Dash: No! Get me out of here.

Pinkie Pie: Last time, I liked being covered in cheese.

Rarity: I'm excited to learn new things about my friends, but not looking forward to being covered in gunk.

Fluttershy: more scared than excited.

Silver Spoon: Good! First question is for Applejack from NightMareMoon98439.

Diamond Tiara: If you HAD to kiss the Mane 6. Who would you choose?

Applejack: Probably Rainbow Dash. Since we already kissed, it wouldn't be as awkward as kissing anypony else, but then again, I don't want to taste that Pickle chapstick again.

Rainbow Dash: *laughs* That was classic.

Silver Spoon: Next question is for you from SmilingVids.

Diamond Tiara: Are you 100% sure you don't have a crush on anypony?

Rainbow Dash: 100%? I'm 120% sure I don't have the hots for anypony. Yet.

Twilight: *rolls her eyes* You just had to leave them on a cliffhanger didn't you?

Rainbow Dash: It's what I do.

Silver Spoon: Well this one is for all of you from lover432.

Diamond Tiara: Do you all ship Appledash?

Applejack and Rainbow Dash: No

Fluttershy: Not really, but if they wanted to date, I'm fine with it. If everypony's happy, I'm happy.