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Merry Christmas Eve

Thanks for 19.7k views. It's Christmas Eve!!!!!!!!! I was wrapping presents all day. So yeah I'll put the season 5 Rarity trailer up there because some people asked me to. We are so close to 20k views! My last chapter got over 100 views in less than a day! So thanks. PLEASE ASK!!!! Anyways, let's continue with the cliffhanger.

Discord: I really don't appreciate these romance questions, but if I have to choose I would choose---

Twilight: Wait!

Rainbow Dash: Now what!?

Twilight: I don't you to hurt anypony's feelings!

Discord: Please. Celestia already secretly hates me.

Applejack: So Fluttershy's your answer?

Discord: I have never said that! Wait, actually that's a good answer. I agree with Applejack.

Fluttershy: *blushing* *squee*

Rest of Mane 6: *nudging Fluttershy*

Discord: Now can I leave?

Twilight: Sure whatever.

Discord: *vanishes*

Rarity: *squeal* Ah Fluttershy! He chose you!

Pinkie Pie: She is the chosen one.

Twilight: Ok we better get this chapter started, I haven't even asked the first question. Anyways, DiamondWillowTree wants to know how well we did in school.

Rainbow Dash: Well enough.

Fluttershy: Gym class was horrible.

Rainbow Dash: Not really, you handed me the dodge balls and I threw them.

Fluttershy: But I always got hit with balls.

Rainbow Dash: Nevermind.

Applejack: The teachers were using fancy-shmancy words that didn't make a licka sense!

Pinkie Pie: School was fun! Unless you want to count quiet time. I was a straight C student!!

Rarity: We had wear.... *shutters* uniforms.

Twilight: Well they don't want ponies--

Rarity: They were plaid Twilight, PLAID!! Ew, so itchy, and gross.

Applejack: They weren't that bad.

Rarity: I don't think you remember, you had to wear a skirt!! Just talking about makes me uncomfortable. As for grades, I think I did well.

Twilight: I did great in school, but I thought it was a little easy.

Spike: Ok next question is for Rainbow Dash from Flying_Lead_. He/She asks, "If Scootaloo joined the Royal Guards, how would you react?"

Applejack: First Big Mac killing ponies and now Scootaloo joining the Royal Guards? What are these readers thinking!?

Rainbow Dash: Well I would be surprised that Celestia let a filly into the Royal Guards. She could get killed! Besides, mares aren't aloud to join.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* The helmet wouldn't fit her.

Spike: Next question is for Applejack from carolina_disnerd. She asks, "How many family members does your family have?"

Applejack: Well if you're talking bout my main family, there are 4 members, including myself. Applebloom, Big Mac, Granny Smith and me, but if you are talking about the Apple family in general then we have about 150 members, or somewhere round there.

Fluttershy: Wow, have you met all of them?

Applejack: No. Too many, and some are even too far to travel to.

Fluttershy: Oh.

Spike: The bonus question is for Rainbow Dash from StormShadow20. She/He wants to know what's the fastest speed you've flown.

Rainbow Dash: Not to brag, but it 16.4 wing power. Made that speed while doing that the old Sonic Rainboom.

Pinkie Pie: ASK. Oh and Merry Christmas Eve

Author: Lol I accidently did four questions. You guys got lucky :)