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My titles are so creative. Thanks for 13.2k views. Sorry if this chapter is short, it's kinda late. Please submit dares and ask questions! Oh and submit your art!!

Twilight: HopePeaceCreepyPasta really wanted me to do this question so I'm going to ask it, but trust me, we've talked about this ALOT!!

Applejack: Hold just a second! HopePeaceCreepyPasta?

Rarity: Since when is pasta creepy?

Pinkie Pie: I've seen blue pasta before. That was creepy. I should of tested it to see if it glew in the dark.

Rainbow Dash: Who turns off the lights and eats pasta?

Fluttershy: Hopefully you didn't eat it, it sounds poisonous

Applejack: Where did you even buy that?

Pinkie Pie: I bought at--

Twilight: Girls! This was supposed to be a short chapter.

Rarity: Continue.

Twilight: Ok she wants to know who our crushes are.

Rest of Mane 6: *groan*

Twilight: Who wants to go first?

Mane 6: *keep their hoofs down*

Twilight: Ok then, let's go in alphabetical order so first would be Applejack.

Applejack: Hahaha that's funny Twilight. I don't have a crush. I don't have time for one. Been too busy working in the field.

Twilight: Next is Fluttershy

Fluttershy: uh.

Rainbow Dash: We can finally talk about your crush on Harry the Bear. What's up with that?

Fluttershy: Oh I just made that up because I didn't want to answer the question, but I still love him, as a friend.

Twilight: Ok so who is it now?

Fluttershy: I don't have one. You guys are like my only friends, along with Discord, The Cutie Mark Crusaders and all of my animal friends.

Rarity: So the ship FlutterBear sunk?

Fluttershy: It wasn't even floating to begin with.

Twilight: Who's next?

Pinkie Pie: *slightly raises hoof in the air*

Twilight: Go for it Pinkie!

Pinkie Pie: Well I, uh you see, I- *looks at her friends nervously*

Applejack: Spit it out!

Pinkie Pie: *spits out chewed up chocolate chip cookie*

Rest of Mane 6: Eeew!

Applejack: Not literary!

Pinkie Pie: Ooh!

Rarity: Pinkie, why are you so nervous? You are stumbling on your words which you never do. We are friends and you can tell us anything.

Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Twilight: *nod in agreement*

Pinkie Pie: Umm.... I don't have one. yeah!

Rainbow Dash: Sure. I totally believe you.

Twilight: Whatever, the readers are going to keep asking you until you admit.

Pinkie Pie: Like Rainbow Dash? *giggles*

Twilight: Which is next on our alphabetical list.

Rainbow Dash: This is the billionth time I've been asked this, and I hate repeating myself.

Twilight: All you have to say is one word and you'll be done. More specially, a name.

Rainbow Dash: Fine. If I say the name you can not ask me another romance question, again. Deal?

Twilight: I will not ask you another romance question about your love life. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.

Rainbow Dash: And all you can not say a word about it after I say the name.

Rarity: I don't know what all the fuss is about, we already know who it is.

Rainbow Dash: I like Sorian. There I said it? Happy?

Rest of Mane 6: *nod their heads*

Twilight: Next up is Rarity.

Rarity; Oh I see, you did it in alphabetical order so you would be last didn't you?

Twilight: Yea

Rarity: Very smart choice. I think I'm done with romance for a while, unless you count my endless supply of romance books. So I'm with Fluttershy. Ok Twilight, your turn.

Twilight: I've already discussed this.

Rainbow Dash: Not fair! I've discussed mine way more times than you and I still had to answer it!

Twilight: Ugh! I um I-

Applejack: Speak up sugarcube!

Twilight: I going to have to agree with your answer. Being an alicorn is hard work so I don't have time for a relationship.

Pinkie Pie: Cadence has a husband you know.

Twilight: Well I-

Rarity: I think we all know who her's is so let's move on.

Applejack: Here's a question from DiamondWillowTree for Rarity. She wants to know if Tom was ever brought back in a conversation. And the answer is yes!

Rarity: I hate you Applejack.

Applejack: I hate you too.

Rarity and Applejack: *bursting out laughter*

Rarity: *drowning in happy tears* It's Applejack's fault.

Applejack: *also drowning in happy tears* Now I'm going to bring him back in this one. *winks at Rainbow Dash*

Rainbow Dash: *winks back* Well now it's obvious who's Rarity's crush. It's Tom

Rarity: Dashie!

Mane 6: *start cracking up*

Spike: Mares.

Pinkie Pie: Rarity and Tom sitting in a tree. Oh wait Tom can't sit in a tree because he'll break the branch. *laughs*

Rarity: Ok I think I had enough, please ask and submit your dares!