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I'M SO SORRY

I'm SO SORRY! I haven't updated in like a month!! 8th grade is so hard. You need so much time!! I haven't updated since September 9th!! That means you guys get.... 18 questions!! That is alot. Hopefully this won't happen again.

Twilight: Since we have a whooping 18 questions to answer, I'm going to start from the beginning of the binder and we are going to answer whatever question comes up next, no matter how hard they are.

Fluttershy: Oh my. I went through the binder a few days ago and some of the questions aren't really nice.

Rainbow Dash: Relax, we can handle anything. Right girls?

Mane 6: *worried*

Twilight: If you say so. Our first question is for you and Applejack from AppleDashForever.

Applejack: Oh brother!

Twilight: Do you like each other because I ship you two.

Rainbow Dash: Of course I like Applejack. She awesome and one of my closest FRIENDS!!

Applejack: What Dash was implying was that we are just friends. If you "ship" us.... I suppose that fine, but we are not going to... you know.

Rainbow Dash: Sorry to burst your bubble, but we're not gonna date.

Twilight: Alright next question is for Scootaloo from SkyloxLover23. If you could be any Element of Harmony, which one would you be?

Scootaloo: I would REALLY want to be Loyalty, but I don't know if that's the one I would be.

Rainbow Dash: Don't be silly Scootaloo. You're loyal.

Scootaloo: But is that the one that fits me best?

Rainbow Dash: Only you can decide that.

Scootaloo: If I say magic, can I turn into an Alicorn?

Rainbow Dash: *messes with her mane* You can be awesome without being an Alicorn.

Scootaloo: I know.... but it would still be cool.

Twilight: Okay next question is for Fluttershy from Fanlord1987. What do you do when a baby animal is born. Do you help it or do you cower in the corner?

Fluttershy: I of course help the animals when they are giving birth! I love getting another adorable furry friend to take care of. Next question is for Applejack from PoeDPanda. Will you show me how to apple-buck?

Applejack: Apple-bucking takes alot of time and practice. It took years for me to master, but the key to apple-bucking is confidence. Don't wanna think you're gonna sprang a hoof or somthin' crazy.

Twilight: Next question is for Rarity from Hope_Hellfire. Why you be so fab?

Rarity: Excuse me darling? Could you repeat that.

Rainbow Dash: Rarity isn't the best pony to talk slang to. She's asking, "Why are you so fabulous?"

Rarity: Aww! You are too kind, yet you do horrid grammar and I would recommend getting that fixed. You don't want the ponies in Canterlot to not understand you. Now on to the question, I'm not the one that is fabulous, well I am but---

Applejack: Oh brother.

Rarity: But my friends and yourself even are equally as fabulous! Thank you for the question dear.

Applejack: *rolls eyes* Next question is for Luna and Derpy from dyler9999k. Luna, would you ever choose Derpy to be a secret sniper?

Luna: Now that you mention it, Derpy can be a good candidate for an undercover guard. She may lookk like a normal citizen, but really she is somepony that helps Celestia and I with catching crimes.