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Sparity Date

This is one of the dates I promised I'd do in my dare chapter 96k. So if you hate Sparity like me, this is going to a crazy ride. Sorry this date won't be perfect (a Sparity hater is writing it. What did you expect?) But I'll try my best. This date was requested by steezie_derp. There will be more dates like this chapter because you still have a(n):

Applejack and Flim date requested by frozane2001

Twilight and Flash requested by CrystalGirl17

Fluttershy and Discord requested by marelineVQ1354

PLEASE ASK as usual and hope you enjoy.

Twilight: Are you sure you can handle this Spike?

Spike: Relax, I'll be fine.

Twilight: Okay. Here are some bits to pay for the meal.

Spike: Thanks Twilight. Wish me luck!

Twilight: Good Luck! You sure are growing up *walks away*

Spike: *knocks on Rarity's door*

Rarity: *opens door**wearing a dress* Spike! It is so good to see you! Are you ready?

Spike: *heart eyes* More than ready

Rarity and Spike: *start walking*

Rarity: So... where are we going exactly? Twilight told me we were going to restaurant.

Spike: Um.... we could be..

Rarity: Spike, what in Equestria is that supposed to mean?

Spike: You look pretty tonight.

Rarity: Spike! That doesn't answer my question. We are not even walking on a sidewalk anymore!

Spike: Do you trust me Rarity?

Rarity: *takes a deep breath* Yes. I do.

Spike: I found this a couple days ago and I thought: this is perfect.

Rarity and Spike: *standing in front of a cave*

Rarity: Spike, it's getting dark. Are you sure this is safe?

Spike: You said you trusted me!

Rarity and Spike: *walk in to find millions of different colored jewels*

Rarity: *speechless*

Spike: Follow me

Rarity: Is this where we will be having our date!!??

Spike: *nods head*

Rarity: *hugs Spike* Oh thank you! This is absolutely stunning.

Spike: No problem!

Rarity: Thank goodness I brought my sketchpad *starts drawing*

Spike: Do you bring that with you everywhere you go?

Rarity: Yes. I do. There is inspiration everywhere you go.

Spike: So what do you want to do?

Rarity: Aren't you hungry? You can munch on some gems while we have a conversation.

Spike: Alright. Sounds like a plan. *bites on a giant gem*

Rarity: *talks while drawing* Does anypony else know about this?

Spike: Well, I haven't told anypony else. I thought this could be our place.

Rarity: It is stunning. I would say that this is the most beautiful place I've ever encountered. I won't tell anypony else about it.

Spike: Imagine if those dogs found out about this place.

Rarity: *groans* Those mutts were hideous. They were destroy this cave if they found out.

Spike: What exactly did you do to get rid of them?

Rarity: I was being myself... Ok maybe I over exaggerated my personality a tiny bit.

Spike: What does that mean?

Rarity: Well, I think you know that sometimes... I can be high maintenance.

Spike: Yea everypony knows that.

Rarity: Right, so I started whining and then before I knew it, I was controlling them. They couldn't stand my whining so they started doing whatever I asked so they could get rid that noise. All along they could of just duck taped my mouth, but dogs will be dogs.

Spike: How come Applejack's dog can't talk then?

Rarity: *thinks* I don't have a clue *laughs*

Spike: I'm full. I should of thought ahead and brought you something to eat.

Rarity: Oh Spike! You didn't have to!

Spike: I could of baked you an apple pie!

Rarity: NO! I mean... I would much rather have your nachos *nervously laughs*

Spike: Thanks.

Rarity: It's getting late. I think Twilight is worrying.

Spike: Like she always does.

Rarity: *laughs* Thank you Spike. I had fun. I'm glad you brought me to your cave.

Spike: Anything for you Rarity! Let me walk you home.

Rarity: What a gentlecolt!

Spike: *blushes* Aw shucks! *walks Rarity home*

Rarity: See you soon Spikey Wikey. *kisses him on the cheek*

Spike: Does this mean another date!?

Rarity: No, it does not. But I would love to hang out some more, as friends. *opens her door* Good Night! *closes her door*

Spike: *sighs*

Twilight: *gallops to Spike* How was it!?

Spike: It was fun.

Twilight: I am so glad to hear it! Wait, why do you still have the bits I gave you?

Spike: Uh... the waiter said it was free. Apparently Rarity designed something for his aunt.

Twilight: Oh well that was nice.

Pinkie Pie: PLEASE ASK!!!

Author Note: This was SO hard to write!