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Dares!

Well sorry if this took forever to write. Thanks for 15.6k! I know so much hype got built up to this. Now you guys can stop commenting dares and just comment questions. This going to be a long chapter. These dares are canon to the actual story (not the show!). Some dares I won't do because some involve technology which the ponies don't have, some of them don't make any sense, and others have things involved in it that I never heard off. Okay let's get started.

Spike: Why can't I stay?

Twilight: I don't think you want to. It's just going to be a bunch of mares doing crazy stuff. Plus the readers didn't submit anything to you. Come on Spike, Granny Smith said she doesn't mind taking care of you and the Crusaders. It'll be fun.

Spike: Oh all right just for tonight.

Twilight: Yes now go pack your things.

Spike: *runs upstairs*

Twilight: *hears a knock on the door* I bet that's them. *opens door* Hi Granny Smith

Granny Smith: Come on now Spike. It's cold outside

Spike: Coming *carries suitcase*

Granny Smith: Bye Twilight you take care now you hear.

Twilight: Bye. *shuts door* *organizes dares by name* *hears another knock on the door* It's open!

Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash: *walk in*

Rarity: It's dreadful out there. I hope none of these dares involve going outside.

Applejack: Poor Granny Smith, she has to take care of those Crusaders.

Rainbow Dash: Where should we put our stuff?

Twilight: You can just set them down where you're standing. *hears door* It's open!

Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy: *come in*

Pinkie Pie: Weee! This is going to be so much fun!

Fluttershy: I don't know Pinkie Pie. These readers send us crazy questions. What if these dares are even crazier?

Twilight: Let's go wash up and then get started

Mane 6: *take turns taking showers* *all come back with there manes wrapped in towels* (the color of the towels is their eye color) *sit in a circle*

Twilight: Okay, who would like to go first?

Rainbow Dash: I'll go first.

Twilight: *hands Rainbow the card using magic*

Pinkie Pie: Good luck.

Rainbow Dash: *nervously turns over card* Ok let's see. It's from LarryXShopper and it says *reads dares* NO! No way, I am doing that!

Rarity: Can you at least read the dare to us?

Rainbow Dash: It dared me to kiss Fluttershy!

Rest of Mane 6: *gasp*

Fluttershy: *blushes*

Applejack: Are ya going to it?

Rainbow Dash: *takes a deep breath* Today will not be the day I'm backing out of a dare. So Fluttershy, come here.

Fluttershy: *slowly moves towards Rainbow Dash*

Rainbow Dash: *quickly gives her a kiss on the cheek* Ha! The card didn't say where.

Twilight: True. See that wasn't so bad was it?

Rainbow Dash: It could of been worse.

Twilight: Wait, before we move on. we have a dare for Discord.

Discord: This could be interesting.

Twilight: DimondWillowTree wants you to spin around three times while wearing a tutu singing the Smile song.

Discord: That's it? *snaps fingers* *is now wearing a tutu* *spinning* C'mon everypony smile smile smile. Fill my heart with sunshine, sunshine. That was three spins. Call me if you have another one for me.

Pinkie Pie: I'll go next, so far the dares aren't bad.

Twilight: Ok *levitates a card with magic and hands it to Pinkie Pie*

Pinkie Pie: horrorfan76 dares me to go on a... NO SUGAR DIET! No! I brought so many cakes and cupcakes. How long do I have to be on this diet?

Twilight: Just for this chapter.

Pinkie Pie: Just? This is going to take forever!

Applejack: I'll go.

Pinkie Pie: Beware Applejack! BEWARE!

Applejack: I thought these dare were going to be alot worse than they are. Give me card.

Twilight: *gives a card with magic*

Applejack: *reads dare* Okay, I wrong. Frankie3archer wants me to get a horrible tummy-ache.

Rainbow Dash: You can use the treats Pinkie brought because she won't be having any.

Applejack: *groans* *starts eating cookie*

Pinkie Pie: Why are you sad. You get to eat the good stuff!

Twilight: Pinkie, you are the only one with cards left so.

Pinkie Pie: *turns over card* DiamondWillowTree dares me not to smile for the whole night. This will be easier because I can't eat any sugar. i'll stop smiling in 3,2,1 *stops smiling* Ok what's the next dare. *turns over card* JunoMeep wants me to kiss me crush.

Rarity: I think we've already had enough kissing for one night.

Pinkie Pie: I can't do this dare because he is out of town.

Applejack: *whispers to Pinkie Pie* you got lucky

Twilight: Ok but next time we see him you have kiss him. Deal?

Applejack: *whispers to Pinkie Pie* nevermind

Pinkie Pie: *embarrassed* fine.

Twilight: All the cards are done! We're done!!

Applejack: *groans* *throws up on Rarity*

Rarity: *screams* Did this really have to happen after I washed my mane!? *discusted* This orange color will definatly stain my coat!

Twilight: I'll get you a towel! *runs upstairs*

Applejack: Don't blame me, blame frankie3archer.

Twilight: Here!

Rarity: Thank you Twilight. *takes towel using magic and wraps it around herself* *notices something* Rainbow Dash, are you hiding a card under you hoof?

Rainbow Dash: Um no.

Rarity: Um yes! *steals the card*. Carolina_disnerd dares you to let me do anything I want to you. *smirks* This should be fun! Now I won't do anything to your mane because it's wrapped in the towel, but your tail...

Rainbow Dash: No way! I'm not letting you do anything to me with those barf hoofs.

Rarity: Applejack didn't vomit on my hoofs. Now *trots over to Rainbow Dash* *braids tail* Finally! You don't know how much I've been wanting to do that!

Twilight: How do you like it?

Rainbow Dash: It's actually not that bad.

Applejack: Who are you, and what did you do to Rainbow Dash!?

Rarity: *squeal*

Rainbow Dash: Don't get any ideas!

Pinkie Pie: PLEASE ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!