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Thanks for 14.7k! I can get 300 more reads by tomorrow than I will publish the dare chapter. Just so you know, I'm already writing the dare chapter so stay tuned. Sorry I didn't update last night or I guess for three nights :). I went to a basketball game with a couple of friends so I got back really late, and I was too tired to update. So to make it up to you, I'll throw in two extra questions in there, and it's because I finished all my homework. Please send art, ASK, and it's your last chance to comment dares. I won't do some of the dares becasue I'm afraid some of them will take too long. Anyways enjoy.

Twilight: I told you Pinkie.

Pinkie: What?

Twilight: We had so many ponies message me asking who your crush is. Since I not feeling as despicable as I was two days ago, I'll ask them later.

Pinkie: *talks to herself* Phew.

Rainbow Dash: What was that?

Pinkie: Nothing! *puts on fake smile*

Rarity: Ok let's see here. Ok here is a question from DiamondWillowTree for Fluttershy. She wants to know what the oddest animal you know is.

Fluttershy: Odd? Animals aren't odd. They're all unique but they are not weird. If I had to choose one, maybe the vampire fruit bats, but all they needed was a little confrontation.

Rainbow Dash: Wow what a boring response.

Fluttershy: Well, that's the way it is.

Twilight: Ok this question is for all of us from DiamondWillowTree. She wants to know how often we use the restroom.

Fluttershy: Why?

Twilight: *shrugs shoulders*

Rainbow Dash: Let's just say I go to the bathroom more often when it's cider season.

Pinkie Pie: I go the bathroom like a normal pony.

Twilight: Me too?

Applejack: I don't know.

Rarity: What a silly question! This information is none of your beeswax, but if I have to choose I'll just go with Pinkie Pie.

Fluttershy: Um... I'm agree with Applejack.

Twilight: Ok next question is from BronyJackson and it's from Fluttershy and Big Mac. He wants your opinion on Fluttermac. As usual, everypony else leave the room.

Rest of Mane 6: *leaves room*

Fluttershy: *breaks awkward tension* It's a beautiful day today.

Big Mac: Yep!

Fluttershy: Do you want to go first?

Big Mac: Nope!

Fluttershy: Just so you know, this is my third time doing this, and before you ask, the first time was with Rainbow Dash, and the second time was with Princess Luna.

Big Mac: Luna?

Fluttershy: I know, strange.

Twilight: *from the other room* Are you done?

Fluttershy: *whispers to Big Mac* Should we lie?

Big Mac: *whispers back* Yep!

Fluttershy: Yes! We're done!

Applejack: That took a while.

Rarity: What happened in there?

Fluttershy: Nothing. *sees Rarity's smirk*. Oh no, Bic Mac is dating Ms.Cheerile. Nothing "happened" in there.

Rarity: Ok I'll belive you. I know you won't lie to me right?

Fluttershy: Yea, right.

Rainbow Dash: Last question is for Derpy from LarryXShipper. He/She want's to know what Derpy's favorite muffin is.

Derpy: Oh muffins! I don't know. In my opinion all muffins are good. This is a very serious topic. I just like muffins!

Twilight: This is you last chance to submit dares. So do it here! and-

Pinkie Pie: PLEASE ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!