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4000 more views and I'll reach my goal. Welp, this is the last of the dare chapters, the romance dare chapter. It's finals week so I'm going to be pretty busy. This means that I won't be updating as often (sorry). But this will probably the longest of the dare chapters so there's an explanation to why it's going up so late. PLEASE ASK and please don't submit anymore dares :).

Rainbow Dash: This is definitely going to be a crazy chapter.

Pinkie Pie: I'm nervouscited

Fluttershy: I'm just nervous

Rarity: I'm just excited.

Twilight: And I'm ready to announce the first dare. The first dare for Rarity from freddydabear. He/She dares you to kiss a raccoon covered in dirt.

Rarity: *about to barf* Why does it have to be covered in dirt? It's already a rodent.

Fluttershy: Actually a raccoon is not a rodent. They belong to the Carnivore order, meaning it's a meat-eater, even though they will eat anything they can find.

Rainbow Dash: Interesting. By any chance, do have one?

Fluttershy: Of course!!

Rainbow Dash: Awesome

Fluttershy: *hands Rarity the raccoon* Now Rarity, hold him gently.

Rarity: Me? Hold him? *uses magic to hold him* I am not holding that thing.

Fluttershy: Ok then. I wouldn't recommend kissing him on the mouth. He bites

Rarity: Of course he does.

Fluttershy: I would recommend on the top of his head.

Rarity: Oh all right. *kisses him on the head really fast*

Applejack: OTP

Raccoon: *smiles*

Rarity: *hands him back to Fluttershy* Now if you'll excuse me as I go wash my mouth.

Twilight: Well that was romantic.

Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie: *laugh*

Twilight: Next "romantic" dare is for Rainbow Dash from takemetopickle. She (guessing) dares you to make out with the kitchen sink.

Rainbow Dash: At least a kitchen sink doesn't bite

Applejack, Twilight, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie: *laugh*

Rarity: So very funny

Applejack: Well here's a sink.

Pinkie Pie: That's in the kitchen!!

Rainbow Dash: *kisses it* done!

Rarity: It says to make out with it Rainbow...

Rainbow Dash: *rolls eyes* *licks the sink* There? Happy?

Rarity: Very.

Twilight: Ok Rarity got a dare from Cupcake_luz10 to kiss Spike, but she also got a dare from KDJayindishouse to ignore that dare.

Rarity and Twilight: Thank you KDJayindishouse!! (Author's Note: Thank you so much I hate Sparity)

Twilight: Rainbow Dash got a dare from Ann_Wolfy. She dares you to write a love letter to Sorian.

Applejack: *laughs* Rainbow Dash can't write a poem! Especially a love poem. She can't even rap!

Rainbow Dash: Yea this dare is pretty lame.